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I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar. — Bill Murray

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs. — Bill Murray

Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat. — Bill Murray

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. — Bill Murray

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. — Bill Murray

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray

Where do these stairs go?
They go up! — Bill Murray

I know how to be sour. I know that taste. — Bill Murray

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. — Bill Murray

I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. — Chris Pratt

I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that. — David Spade

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh. — Bill Murray

I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have. — Caitlin Moran

I'm a really big fan of Bill Murray. — Phil Hartman

Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes. — Jeff Garlin

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down. — Bill Murray

I think all phases of one's career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not. — Bill Murray

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out. — Bill Murray

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired. — Bill Murray

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life. — Bill Murray

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe ... — Bill Murray

Life is so damn short. For fuck's sake, just do what makes you happy. — Bill Murray

You cannot pray them out of hell. — Bill Murray

I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. — Bill Murray

The Best Way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream. — Bill Murray

That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful. — Bill Murray

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live. — Bill Murray

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. — Bill Murray

It's a lot of work to read a crummy script. — Bill Murray

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them. — Bill Murray

You gotta want it. — Bill Murray

Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here. — Bill Murray

Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is. — Bill Murray

The original 'Caddyshack' with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray is one of the best comedies ever made. — Jonathan Silverman

You work, you get paid, you drink. — Bill Murray

I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them. — Bill Murray

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,' — Bill Murray

I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making. — Bill Murray

I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter. — Bill Murray

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. — Bill Murray

I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me. — Bill Murray

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect. — Bill Murray

I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous. — Bill Murray

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work. — Bill Murray

It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be. — Bill Murray

If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it's not a fun experience, people get down, the energy gets down. You've got to keep the energy up. — Bill Murray

I didn't enjoy working with Bill [Murray]. We fought a lot ... but I've let go of some of the anger and we seem to get along fine now. — George Clooney

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. — Bill Murray

Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go. — Bill Murray

One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of an actor who is funny. — Fiona Gubelmann

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing. — Bill Murray

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray

If people really want to find you, they find you. — Bill Murray

Be available for life to happen. — Bill Murray

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question — Bill Murray

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it — Bill Murray

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do. — Bill Murray

And then depression set in.... — Bill Murray

I try to be available for life to happen to me. — Bill Murray

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one. — Bill Murray

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it. — Bill Murray

I've killed myself so many times, I don't even exist anymore. — Bill Murray

People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.' — David Letterman

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. — Bill Murray

I try to be able for life to happen to me. — Bill Murray

I would love to work with Bill Murray. I've always been such a big fan. I think he's obviously a great comedic actor but a really interesting actor. — Will Ferrell

I act like a jerk sometimes. — Bill Murray

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired. — Bill Murray

Zombies dont mess with other zombies. — Bill Murray

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. — Bill Murray

If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something. — Bill Murray

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. — Bill Murray

I don't have to take this abuse from you
I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me! — Bill Murray

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money. — Bill Murray

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave. — Bill Murray

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked. — Bill Murray

When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. — Bill Murray

There's something very edgy about Bill Murray out there improvising. — Harold Ramis

Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human. — Bill Murray

From Bill Murray in the movie Groundhog Day Maybe God isn't omnipotent. Maybe he's just been around so long, he knows everything. — Phil Connors

I don't really read the reviews - but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato. — Bill Murray

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. — Bill Murray

All parties are good. — Bill Murray

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. — Denis Leary

You know ... they say an elephant never forgets.
What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant. — Bill Murray

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. — Bill Murray

The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive. — Bill Murray

The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation. — Bill Murray

My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four! — Bill Murray

The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do. — Bill Murray

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed. — Bill Murray

You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time. — Bill Murray

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. — Bill Murray

One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal. — Bill Murray

I'm a nut, but not just a nut. — Bill Murray

And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet. — Bill Murray

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it. — Bill Murray