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Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I don't want to be that guy mumbling

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Most people, when they talk fast, they get

Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: And I don't like to work. I only

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: You can tell how boring a person is

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: The human condition means that we can zone

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Where do these stairs go?They go up!

Where do these stairs go?
They go up! — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I know how to be sour. I know

I know how to be sour. I know that taste. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: You can handle just about anything that comes

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Chris Pratt: I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd

I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. — Chris Pratt

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I think midlife crisis is just a point

I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By David Spade: Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that. — David Spade

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: When you see grown men near to tears

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Caitlin Moran: I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope

I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have. — Caitlin Moran

Bill Murray Quotes By Phil Hartman: I'm a really big fan of Bill Murray.

I'm a really big fan of Bill Murray. — Phil Hartman

Bill Murray Quotes By Jeff Garlin: Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself

Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes. — Jeff Garlin

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Half of the people in this room are

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I think all phases of one's career are

I think all phases of one's career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Yeah, I think that's sort of the American

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Here's the thing, you just have to drive

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: This is not a dress rehearsal; this is

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: The Army needs leaders the way a foot

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe ... — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Life is so damn short. For fuck's sake,

Life is so damn short. For fuck's sake, just do what makes you happy. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: You cannot pray them out of hell.

You cannot pray them out of hell. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I really don't know what's going to come

I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: The Best Way to teach your kids about

The Best Way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: That's the reason I'm not the one that's

That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I think if you can take care of

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: It's a lot of work to read a

It's a lot of work to read a crummy script. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Friendship is so weird. You just pick a

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: You gotta want it.

You gotta want it. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Love can be seeing that here we are

Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the

Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Jonathan Silverman: The original 'Caddyshack' with Chevy Chase and Bill

The original 'Caddyshack' with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray is one of the best comedies ever made. — Jonathan Silverman

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: You work, you get paid, you drink.

You work, you get paid, you drink. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I don't want to have a relationship with

I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I've retired a couple of times. It's great,

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,' — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I don't know how this guy knew how

I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I feel like I'm a better person when

I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: One of the things I like about acting

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I don't know what my fans are going

I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: There are people who drove me crazy, but

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy,

I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: It's hard to be an artist. It's hard

It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: If it starts to drag on set, or

If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it's not a fun experience, people get down, the energy gets down. You've got to keep the energy up. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By George Clooney: I didn't enjoy working with Bill [Murray]. We

I didn't enjoy working with Bill [Murray]. We fought a lot ... but I've let go of some of the anger and we seem to get along fine now. — George Clooney

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting

Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Fiona Gubelmann: One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day'

One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of an actor who is funny. — Fiona Gubelmann

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise,

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs,

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: If people really want to find you, they

If people really want to find you, they find you. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Be available for life to happen.

Be available for life to happen. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: We still have to put some cherry syrup

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: And then depression set in....

And then depression set in.... — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I try to be available for life to

I try to be available for life to happen to me. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Awards are meaningless to me, and I have

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Grab this day by the neck and kiss

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I've killed myself so many times, I don't

I've killed myself so many times, I don't even exist anymore. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a

People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By David Letterman: Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.' — David Letterman

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Every pizza is a personal pizza if you

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I try to be able for life to

I try to be able for life to happen to me. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Will Ferrell: I would love to work with Bill Murray.

I would love to work with Bill Murray. I've always been such a big fan. I think he's obviously a great comedic actor but a really interesting actor. — Will Ferrell

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I act like a jerk sometimes.

I act like a jerk sometimes. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Sometimes I snore, like when I get really

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

Zombies dont mess with other zombies. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Just beat my record for most consecutive days

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: If you have a good script, that's what

If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: People are like music, some speak the truth

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I don't have to take this abuse from

I don't have to take this abuse from you
I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me! — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: The money thing is, the sort of Elvis

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I realized the more fun I had, the

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: When I work, my first relationship with people

When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Harold Ramis: There's something very edgy about Bill Murray out

There's something very edgy about Bill Murray out there improvising. — Harold Ramis

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Every moment that you share someone else's pain,

Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Phil Connors: From Bill Murray in the movie Groundhog Day

From Bill Murray in the movie Groundhog Day Maybe God isn't omnipotent. Maybe he's just been around so long, he knows everything. — Phil Connors

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I don't really read the reviews - but

I don't really read the reviews - but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear,

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: All parties are good.

All parties are good. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: You know how funerals are not for the

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Denis Leary: Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. — Denis Leary

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: You know ... they say an elephant never

You know ... they say an elephant never forgets.
What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I've got kids and that's important. It's funny,

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: The last thing I want is to be

The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: The government can destroy wealth but it cannot

The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only

My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four! — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: The automatic things you do are basically those

The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Life is a game, and it's much more

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: You're supposed to have one hand up and

You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: One of my gripes about movies is that

One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: And when I told my sons I might

And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray Quotes By Bill Murray: Well, the past is gone, I know that.

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it. — Bill Murray