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Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself. — Faith Hill

I think my first bikini, I was four and it was polka dotted and I had a big belly and I looked dashing. — Ashley Scott

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. — Joey Adams

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

My body wasn't made to look good in a string bikini. It was made to feed and nurture a child. — Alyssa Milano

He's probably never met a six-foot tall hot elf-women in a fur bikini either. — Cassandra Clare

The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack. — Kathryn Hahn

No one is looking at what President Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a bikini pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day ... — Kanye West

I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you? — Kate Beckinsale

I'm usually bikini-ready all year round. — Candice Swanepoel

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb. — Diana Vreeland

I don't like labels. I think they conceal more than they reveal, sort of like a bikini. — Arlen Specter

The lo-fi scene and the riot grrrl thing had a huge influence on me. As a teenager I went to see Bikini Kill and all those bands. — Kieran Hebden

The sexiest thing about a bikini is that it leaves something to the imagination, which is the best part. — Anna Sui

She'd set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear. — Amanda Usen

Do you remember that old song? 'She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini ... — Linda Weaver Clarke

I'm still traumatized that I'm going to be on a big screen in a white bikini and naked so who knows! — Patricia Clarkson

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner

It's really intimidating to go on the beach in a bikini. — Helena Christensen

'Bond girl' is a bit abstract, what does that mean, you see a girl in a bikini? — Berenice Marlohe

Her bikini - small; heels - tall
She said she liked the ocean. — LL Cool J

Abby, come on. No guy on this planet would say no to their girl in the famous metal bikini. — Ashlan Thomas

I thought, If I'm so afraid of a bikini, there's something wrong. And so I had to get back into one! — Valerie Bertinelli

I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping. — David Wain

I don't care how much you're working out; when you go to put on that bikini, you're like, 'Oh no!' — Summer Sanders

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. — Sean Combs

The bikini waxing, after we go there you can't turn back. — Khloe Kardashian

If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days. — Margot Robbie

So, what you're saying is, just because a warrior is a woman doesn't mean they yhave to wear a chain mail bikini? Like, they could wear...real armor? — Jeremy Whitley

Try a bikini next time." "Right. I'll also try setting myself on fire, since it would be just as fun. — Kristan Higgins

I'm not going to launch a bikini business and then give up bikinis, am I? — Elizabeth Hurley

I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you. — Wendy Liebman

My bikini, a pair of black high heels and a pair of comfortable jeans. — Joan Smalls

This bikini made me a success. — Ursula Andress

I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms ... my entire body is hairless. — Kim Kardashian

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax. — Gary McCord

When I'm in a bikini or at a photo shoot, I'm real confident. But, if I'm in a group of people I don't know, I'm really quiet. — Georgia Salpa

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky. — Charlaine Harris

Lara [Raith] was gorgeous, brilliant, and sexier than a Swedish bikini team hiking up a mountain of money. — Jim Butcher

Before I was a mother, if I'd been photographed in a bikini, I'd have been mortified. — Kate Winslet

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. — Libba Bray

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself? — Erma Bombeck

I started thinking: 'Okay, what's wrong with wearing a bikini? I look better than I looked in quite a few years, so why not? What am I afraid of? — Valerie Bertinelli

Work? Come on, Sage. Go buy a bikini and enjoy the pool while you're hanging around. — Richelle Mead

Well, a bikini is even less clothing, that won't help, but go ahead and change. — Ashlan Thomas

I like what I see in the mirror. I liked what I saw in the mirror before. It just didn't work in a bikini. And now it does. So I'm excited! — Jordin Sparks

The cut of the bikini is definitely important. You want to wear one that compliments your body type. — Behati Prinsloo

Medical statistics are a little bit like a bikini: what they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. — Irving R. Levine

My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday. — Tamara Ecclestone

I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.' — Cindy Crawford

Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, "I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes, that's tough. I am going to snow anyway." — Maya Angelou

Epidemiology is like a bikini: what is revealed is interesting; what is concealed is crucial. — Peter Duesberg

A man in a nylon bikini, with that little knot sticking out in front, isn't half as interesting as a man in a good-looking business suit. Charlie — Sue Grafton

I am a woman after all, so some days I feel good and sexy in a bikini, and other days, I'm like, 'Where are my caftans?!' — Behati Prinsloo

A firm's income statement may be, likened to a bikini-what it reveals is interesting but what it conceals is vital. — Burton G. Malkiel

Clothes can hide you from yourself but a bikini sure can't. — Diane Von Furstenberg

The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini. — Evan Esar

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures. — Cindy Margolis

I'm very self conscious in a bikini, and I would never get my tummy out onstage. — Mollie King

One time, I was posing on a car for a calendar shoot. I was doused with oil and literally slid off the car, bikini, heels and all! — Candace Kita

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast — Ronald Reagan

I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini. — Emma Roberts

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about. — Garrison Keillor

Sexiness isn't being young, hot and wearing a bikini. It's being powerful and feeling like you belong in your skin and it feels good. — Lights

I never looked good in a bikini. My legs were too thin. — Jaclyn Smith

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. — Toby Harrah

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). — Rodney Dangerfield

Summer Storm

She was wild, unpredictable, beautiful, and dangerous. Impossible to resist. A summer storm in a bikini. — Michael Faudet

A trim and tan bikini clad Aphrodite — Richard L. Ratliff

I don't prepare for wearing a bikini; I always have a bit of a tummy. — Eliza Doolittle

she wore a fitted red minidress with aspirations to be a bikini. — Ella Summers

Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down. — Gwyneth Paltrow