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Better Than Sex Quotes & Sayings

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Nothing better for the hormones and worse for the heart than the right boy at the right time. — Jacquelyn Mitchard

I love tackling, love it. It's better than sex. — Paul Ince

There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it. — W.C. Fields

It is better to be bold than too circumspect, because fortune is of a sex which likes not a tardy wooer and repulses all who are not ardent. — Niccolo Machiavelli

I know that my future will be better than my past 'cos I believe & will act on my belief. — Gladys Lawson

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning. — P. J. O'Rourke

I have said repeatedly that in this country we track library books better than we do sex offenders. — Mark Foley

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. — Alan King

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. — Woody Allen

Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex, it is what God created us to do, — Novak Djokovic

In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments. — Nenia Campbell

Every time that I hear the orchestra tuning up, I get chills all over my body. You know, catharsis after catharsis. It's better than sex! — Rosie O'Donnell

I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food. — Robert A. Heinlein

I'm a lesbian." "No, you're not." "Right, but the chances are better for me to become a lesbian than for me to have sex with you. — Jamie McGuire

They say it's better than sex. It's so much better. It's amazing. — Angelina Jolie

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh. — Chuck Palahniuk

Chocolate's better than sex any day. — Cherise Sinclair

I feel good.Eased.Better than I've felt in a long time.It's kind of like foregoing the sex and just heading straight for the orgasm. — Samantha Towle

Storytelling is like sex. We all do it naturally. Some of us are better at it than others. — David Mamet

You're going to have to do better than that if you want to get into my metaphysical pants. — Allison Pang

If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy. — Peta Wilson

I'ts better with the right hand than with the wrong girl — Jorgen Willumsen

The day your drunk ass went on and on about how chocolate is better than sex, you had me hooked. — Harper Sloan

Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer. — Stephen Hawking

If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself. — Tucker Max

I love tackling, it's better than sex! — Paul Ince

No sex is better than bad sex. — Germaine Greer

Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours. — Spalding Gray

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. — Alicia Silverstone

The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot. — Anne Sexton

Better laid than never. — Joan Rivers

Hitting is better than sex. — Reggie Jackson

Who better than a bunch of celibate male octogenarians to tell the world how to have sex? - Robert Langdon — Dan Brown

Love will get you through times of no sex better than sex will get you through times of no love. — Wesley Eisold

You want to anchor the scene with physical details, but by and large it's better to use sensual details rather than overtly sexual ones. — Diana Gabaldon

It is no better if your son rapes a woman than when your daughter gets raped. It is equally painful, may be more.

~ Rudransh Kashyap — Kirtida Gautam

Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time — Bert McCracken

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. — Marilyn Monroe

Sex keeps me fit and healthy. What can be better than that? It's not about crazy diets or gym workouts. — Kelly Brook

Laughter is cathartic and cleansing, that it's good for the body and the soul, and when it's real it's better than sex. — Patricia Gaffney

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. — Dick Brandon

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. — W.C. Fields

It is better to copulate than never. — Robert A. Heinlein

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. — Bai Ling

Fear sells better than sex and the iPhone 5 combined. — Greg Palast

Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other. — Toba Beta

Nothing is better than sex and nothing is exactly like it. — Chloe Thurlow

I thought seeing him naked was the highlight of my life. That suit was better than sex. — Nicole Castle

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more. — Kevin Sinnott