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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
— Henny Youngman
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
— Robert Orben
Your children ... are like diamonds ... they may need polish.. and education of the right kind will impart this lustre.
— George Q. Cannon
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
— Erma Bombeck
Perhaps it's what both their hearts have been wanting all along - to be broken. In order to know that they are whole enough to break.
— Emily Ruskovich
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
— Cathy Guisewite
A new position of responsibility will usually show a man to be a far stronger creature than was supposed.
— William James
I feel like I'm walking on eggs and can't take another step.
— Bill Buckner
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
On the king's gate the moss grew gray; The king came not. They call'd him dead; And made his eldest son, one day, Slave in his father's stead.
— Helen Hunt Jackson
Save the Earth" and beneath that, "There's Nowhere Else to Go.
— Michael Crichton
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
— E. Joseph Cossman