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Sometimes it's like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone's going to get stung and you don't care. — Terry Pratchett

No matter what you're going through, have faith and have love. — Debasish Mridha

Automating a mess yields an automated mess. — Michael Martin Hammer

If people want to talk about anything I do, they can give it any name they want. As long as they're talking about it, I think it's great. — Katie Aselton

For every one hundred men who can stand adversity there is only one who can withstand prosperity. — Thomas Carlyle

Not having the best situation,
but
seeing the best in your situation
is
the key to happiness. — Marie Forleo

Vimes nodded glumly. It was amazing how many people were prepared to do business with a man they'd met in a pub. — Terry Pratchett

Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. — Terry Pratchett

Vimes groaned. That meant wizards. You got nothing but trouble with wizards. — Terry Pratchett

Never anger a sci-fi writer. These people destroy entire planets over lunch. Imagine what they'll do to you. — John Scalzi

Success is just happiness. When you are happy, that is success. — Jimmy Fallon

Leave nothing for death but a burned-out castle — Nikos Kazantzakis

There was no universe, anywhere, where a Sam Vimes would give in on this, because if he did then he wouldn't be Sam Vimes anymore. — Terry Pratchett

Vimes could never get a handle on politics, which was full of traps for honest men. — Terry Pratchett

And now, Vimes thought, it ends. — Terry Pratchett

That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know. — Terry Pratchett

What's the orbital velocity of the moon? — Terry Pratchett

I assure you I will not kill you," said Inigo.
"I know that," said Vimes. "But will you try? — Terry Pratchett

Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an order
Sam Vimes — Terry Pratchett

That's the Ankh-Morpork instinct, Vimes thought. Run away, and then stop and see if anything interesting is going to happen to other people. — Terry Pratchett

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you', but 'It's benign'. — Woody Allen

Heroes get kingdoms and princesses, and they take regular exercise, and when they smile the light glints off their teeth, ting — Terry Pratchett

Gods, it felt good. Hot water was civilization. Vimes could feel the stiffness in his muscles melting away in the warmth. — Terry Pratchett

Vimes's lack of interest in other people's children was limitless. — Terry Pratchett

I'm lost, but I'm hopeful. — Alanis Morissette

He could solve this, Vimes told himself. Everything he needed was there, if only he asked the right questions and thought the right way. But — Terry Pratchett

Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think. — Terry Pratchett

Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight! — Terry Pratchett

Vimes hung up the tube. Trolls with a message. It was unlikely to be an invitation to a literary lunch. — Terry Pratchett

I notice it says on your tray, 'Dibbler Enterprises, Est,'" said Vimes. "Shouldn't it say when you were established? — Terry Pratchett

And who else could I send? Only Vimes could go to Uberwald. — Terry Pratchett

Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it. — Rene Descartes

I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes. ( ... )
'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn. — Terry Pratchett

Everyone wants something from Vimes, even though I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Hell, I'm probably a spoon. — Terry Pratchett

Oftentimes, the hottest fires of hell are fueled from within. — Richard Paul Evans

What are your duties?" said Vimes. "To Serve The Public Trust, Protect The Innocent, And Seriously Prod Buttock, Sir," said Dorfl. — Terry Pratchett

Yes, yes, yes, said Vimes, who could recognize the verbal foot getting ready to stick itself in the aural door. — Terry Pratchett

I'm not a natural killer! See this? See what it says? I'm supposed to keep the peace, I am! If I kill people to do it, I'm reading the wrong manual! — Terry Pratchett

If you're not active - and I'm not active - and you don't watch what you eat, you can get big as a horse. — Pete Rose

Pray you never face a good man, Vimes thought. He'll kill you with hardly a word. — Terry Pratchett

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! — Terry Pratchett

Vimes had got around to a Clean Desk policy. It was a Clean Floor strategy
that eluded him at the moment. — Terry Pratchett

The heart will find solace after a lost love, but once the soul is betrayed and broken it will always bleed and the wounds will never really heal,,,, — Camelia C.