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Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: I may not dress like Satan anymore, but

I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By Mark Twain: Let us live so that when we come

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. — Mark Twain

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to

Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Why don't you say "What?" if you like

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: You can't hide ... from The Deadman.

You can't hide ... from The Deadman. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider — Ambrose Bierce

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week

Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Tonight, there will be a sacrafice!

Tonight, there will be a sacrafice! — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By Joe Frazier: Boxing is the only sport you can get

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book. — Joe Frazier

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: If you try me, I will make you

If you try me, I will make you famous. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By CM Punk: In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk

Best Undertaker Quotes By Anne Tyler: No couple buying wedding rings wants to be

No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker. — Anne Tyler

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By Mark Twain: I am able to say that while I

I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker. — Mark Twain

Best Undertaker Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: Directing a funeral isn't about death at all.

Directing a funeral isn't about death at all. Funerals are for the living, not the dead. — Rebecca McNutt

Best Undertaker Quotes By Tom Upton: UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE

UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU! — Tom Upton

Best Undertaker Quotes By Charles Caleb Colton: Fame is an undertaker that pays but little

Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave — Charles Caleb Colton

Best Undertaker Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. — P.G. Wodehouse

Best Undertaker Quotes By Karen Witemeyer: Drop the bat, mister, or I'll fill you

Drop the bat, mister, or I'll fill you so full of lead the undertaker will charge double to bury you! — Karen Witemeyer

Best Undertaker Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.

Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker. — Zig Ziglar

Best Undertaker Quotes By Stephan Attia: Why did the undertaker sink into a deep

Why did the undertaker sink into a deep depression?
Because he was already one foot in the grave — Stephan Attia

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: The fear of death is far greater than

The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all! — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Be afraid ... be VERY afraid!

Be afraid ... be VERY afraid! — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By Melissa Marr: We are what stands between the living and

We are what stands between the living and the dead. Being an Undertaker is an honor, son. — Melissa Marr

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: I've crippled more people than polio.

I've crippled more people than polio. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By Triple H: Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world! — Triple H

Best Undertaker Quotes By John Wolcot: To wear long faces, just as if our

To wear long faces, just as if our Maker,
The God of goodness, was an undertaker. — John Wolcot

Best Undertaker Quotes By Danny Elfman: You'll never get me into a tux. Not

You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in. — Danny Elfman

Best Undertaker Quotes By The Undertaker: Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants

Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things. — The Undertaker

Best Undertaker Quotes By Margaret Atwood: She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.

She who pays the undertaker calls the tune. — Margaret Atwood