I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!
— Kresley Cole
I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.
— Madonna Ciccone
I'm an athlete, so I can dress down with the best of them. I can throw on t-shirts and sweats with the best of them.
— Dwyane Wade
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
— David Cross
If you have two shirts, give one to the poor. If you have food, share it with those who are hungry. - Luke 3:11
— Gary Chapman
I'm not big on flak jackets and tie-dyed shirts. You know, that's not me. — Joe Biden
One of the best T-shirts I ever saw,said: i was happy once,but i'm better now. — Michael Thomas Ford
I wear white or pale-blue shirts and black knit ties: They don't draw attention to me in any kind of peacockish way. — Charlie Siem
What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt. — Lee Clow
He looks me up and down blankly. 'So. No Speedos?''I left them in my other bag with my muscle shirts and tanning spray. You? — Melissa Keil
I keep spare business shirts. In case of emergencies." Emergencies? "Do you expect to have jizz on your shirt often? — N.R. Walker
So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts? — Gerard Way
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. — Bill Hicks
Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together. — Douglas William Jerrold
Green business is not about tie-dyed T-shirts. It's about transforming the industrial system itself into one that looks at all the connections. — Paul Hawken
Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger. — Bill Engvall
If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college. — R. Albert Mohler Jr.
Every day I'll wear your memory like a favorite shirt upon my back — Richard Thompson
Referees don't come down here with a particular flavoured shirt on. — Steve Coppell
I think I tried on the hardcore scene's outfits maybe once, and then I just figured I'd stick to Hawaiian shirts. — Dave Sitek
I love soft-cotton white T-shirts. — Kevin Hart
No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution, just people selling t-shirts. — Don Henley
I have like 20 snap-up shirts in my closet, and I never, never would have thought before FNL would I have had that. — Taylor Kitsch
Women show off their personality and character through accessories more than with low-cut shirts and skirts with huge slits. — Sarah Lafleur
I buy five of the same shirts. I literally have six blue shirts. Now I have six green shirts. — Patrick Carney
Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did. — Madonna Ciccone
I'm so over the tattoos and the T-shirts and rings through the noses. It's not pretty, it's not pleasant, it's not exciting. Please stop it now. — Elton John
If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars ... — Donnell Rawlings
I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody. — Felipe Esparza
NASA has to approve whatever we wear, so there are clothes to choose from, like space shorts - we wear those a lot - and NASA T-shirts. — Sally Ride
You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them? — Sarah Rees Brennan
I would never play in England in another shirt other than Arsenal's. — Patrick Vieira
I'm sort of like the kid that kicks around in Vans, beat-up Converse, ripped jeans, and t-shirts. — Michaela McManus
