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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
Ridicule is the best test of truth.
— Philip Dormer Stanhope
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
— Doug Stanhope
Dispatch is the soul of business.
— Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl Of Chesterfield
Common sense (which, in truth, is very uncommon) is the best sense I know of: abide by it; it will counsel you best.
— Philip Dormer Stanhope
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
— Doug Stanhope
The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.
— Doug Stanhope
My roses are my jewels, the sun and moon my clocks, fruit and water my food and drink.
— Hester Lucy Stanhope
I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me ... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.
— Doug Stanhope
Whatever worth doing at all is worth doing well.
— Pillip D.Stanhope
I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
— Doug Stanhope
The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.
— Doug Stanhope
Coward is the most misused word in our society.
— Doug Stanhope
The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.
— Doug Stanhope
The characteristic of a well-bred man is, to converse with his inferiors without insolence, and with his superiors with respect and with ease.
— Doug Stanhope
You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.
— Doug Stanhope
Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.
— Doug Stanhope
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
— Doug Stanhope
Common sense is the best sense I know of
— Philip Dormer Stanhope
I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.
— Doug Stanhope
Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.
— Philip Dormer Stanhope
I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.
— Doug Stanhope
I used to do boiler room telemarketing for a living, like hardcore fraud stuff that gets busted on 60 Minutes every week.
— Doug Stanhope
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
— Doug Stanhope
Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.
— Doug Stanhope
We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.
— Doug Stanhope
"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.
— Doug Stanhope
America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.
— Doug Stanhope
All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.
— Doug Stanhope
Many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request.
— Philip Dormer Stanhope
Sex is free fun for poor people.
— Doug Stanhope
I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.
— Doug Stanhope
High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.
— Doug Stanhope