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A psychiatrist is the God of our age. But they cost money.
— Sylvia Plath
Chocolate may be cheaper than a psychiatrist, but the latter doesn't generally adhere to your ass for the rest of your natural life.
— Lois Greiman
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
— Woody Allen
Many years later, a psychiatrist friend of mine said something to us. He said, "Respect denial." It's a powerful force.
— Ron Suskind
When you feel your life's too hard, just go have a talk with God. Well, he's the only free psychiatrist that's known throughout the world.
— Stevie Wonder
Remember that in 1993 a company with a bad Web site needed an engineer. Today, a company with a bad Web site needs a psychiatrist.
— Philip Greenspun
Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.
— Dennis Miller
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.
— Christopher Titus
I'd rather spend $200 a month to board a horse I only ride once or twice a month than to pay the same price to talk to a psychiatrist.
— Jerry Orange
If I wasn't in fashion, I would have been a psychiatrist.
— Tamara Mellon
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
— Ronnie Shakes
If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.
— Marshall McLuhan
Willie did not need a psychiatrist to explain this woman's glamour profile: Neiman-Marcus-camouflage for a serious absence of soul.
— Linda McDonald
My dear son, It is a puzzle worthy of the best psychiatrist that a human life can be so utterly void and at the same time filled to bursting with
— Michael Chabon
Every psychiatrist hated the irony that the best-paying specialty was cosmetic surgery, as if you could fix your psyche by changing your face.
— Lisa Scottoline
If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist
— Ray Davies
I always wanted to be a psychiatrist.
— Ester Dean
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
— Bernard Williams
I'm afraid to see a psychiatrist about the voices in my head. She might know who they are.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
— Kathy Lette
French psychiatrist Pierre Janet: "Every life is a piece of art, put together with all means available." As
— Bessel A. Van Der Kolk
I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by one.
— Barbara Woodhouse
I had to work with a psychiatrist.
— Felix Baumgartner
An editor is like a priest or a psychiatrist; if you get the wrong one then you are better off alone.
— Toni Morrison
People talked more openly to a psychiatrist than they did to a priest because a doctor couldn't threaten them with Hell.
— Paulo Coelho
I'm not a psychiatrist.
— Quincy Jones
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.
— Amanda Bearse
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A mental healer may be a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist may or may not be a mental healer.
— R.D. Laing
Really, the only thing a psychiatrist can do that a good (fishing) guide can't is write prescriptions.
— John Gierach
I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.
— John Malkovich