Best Mustache Quotes
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Best Mustache Quotes & Sayings
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I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.
— John Hodgman
The writer, an old man with a white mustache, had some difficulty in getting into bed.
— Sherwood Anderson
Where does one purchase a mustache in London? Fleet Street?
— Gail Carriger
Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?
— David Letterman
I put a mustache and some eyebrows on, and I looked just like Nicolas Cage ... We have the same amazingly handsome good looks.
— Marilyn Manson
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
— Yasmine Bleeth
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
— Jeff Foxworthy
This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.
— J. B. Smoove
Buying gifts for a kid. Can we get him a cute little cape and a mustache so he looks like old Uncle Lando?" Lobot
— Chuck Wendig
Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.
— Sam The Sham
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
— Rose Wilder Lane
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.
— John Hodgman
He sips his drink and it leaves his handlebar mustache dripping like a cattle dog come outta a river.
— Erin Bowman
I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
— Keith Carradine
As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.
— Charles Portis
I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
— Neil Tennant
In the best works of fiction, there's no mustache-twirling villain. I try to write shows where even the bad guy's got his reasons.
— Lin-Manuel Miranda
I was afraid I sounded a bit comical with all my threats. As if I needed a mustache to twirl like some sort of ancient villain.
— Diana Peterfreund
Do I look stupid? snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
— J.K. Rowling
A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.
— John Oates
Put that in your mustache and smoke it.
— Agatha Christie
(I don't know why the word "mustache" exists, though. Can't we just call it lip hair?)
— Ellen DeGeneres
I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.
— Ashton Kutcher
Also, he had the kind of mustache a college roommate of hers used to say looked like it had crawled up to find a warm spot to die.
— Lorrie Moore
Believe me, I've taken a lot of heat for my mustache.
— Kevin Connolly
I must send a beard to rescue a mustache!
— Gail Carriger
I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached.
— Katherine Rundell
My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones.
— Edmond Rostand
Ariana, there's a small rodent on your face. Thought you should know.""It's a mustache. Kyra assured me that it's extremely convincing. — Bridget Zinn
