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You can't change a man, no-ways. By the time his mummy turns him loose and he takes up with some innocent woman and marries her, he's what he is. — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy. — Bill Maher

Nothing makes my buttocks clench tighter and my teeth itch more than 'Full Time Mummy'. Full time mummy is not a job title. It is a biological status. — Katie Hopkins

God help the poor mummy who encounters you, Peabody," he said bitterly. "We ought to supply it with a pistol, to even the odds. — Elizabeth Peters

I mean, it was a mummy movie. It was a good film independent of its source. It that looks like Lawrence of Arabia on steroids in a lot of ways. — Brendan Fraser

Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner. — Gail Carriger

A yummy mummy is a dedicated and loving mom who embodies a healthy lifestyle while retaining a sense of the person she was before having kids. — Marina Delio

Don't tell Mummy,' he said, giving me a slight shake. 'This is our secret, Antoinette, do you hear me? — Toni Maguire

Two hundred and fifty mummies covered in gold. Something like this cannot be explained - mummy after mummy covered in shining gold. — Zahi Hawass

A mother made a deal with her daughter, "You teach me Snapchat. I will not bother you on Whatsapp. — Bhavik Sarkhedi

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus. — Bill Hicks

A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old. — Craig Ferguson

At half past three, in the ditch of the night, Alice said: Oh, Mummy, too bad! Fading roses, this garden's over. — Stephen King

Alone and rejected, Mummy Boy wept,
then went to the cabinet
where the snack food was kept. — Tim Burton

Mummy always told me, you should never let a man see your feelings or the contents of your handbag. — Sophie Kinsella

Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter

I'm a proper mummy's boy. — Shayne Ward

At one time, we all were Gods. — Bjorn Street

My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee. — Beeban Kidron

Knowing Miss Hisselpenny's constitution, if the mummy were gruesome enough, dinner might just be revisited. — Gail Carriger

I've never turned into a bee - I've never been chased by a mummy or met a ghost. But many of the ideas in my books are suggested by real life. — R.L. Stine

To me, a yummy mummy is a mum in her twenties, like Donna Air. — Trinny Woodall

If God lets me live, I shall attain more than Mummy ever has done, I shall not remain insignificant, I shall work in the world and for mankind! — Anne Frank

I'm a bit of a mummy's boy. — Tinie Tempah

I'm back ... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'. — Margaret Thatcher

I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart. — Anne Frank

twirling in his fingers the mummy of a cigar, — Vladimir Nabokov

I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus. — Louise Rennison

I'm a great mummy. I've mapped out all the fun spots in every city. — Sarah McLachlan