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Gentle reminder, Smile please.
— Vikrmn
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.
— Jim Carrey
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
— Jim Jarmusch
It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
— Habeeb Akande
Conviction is a good motive, but a bad judge.
— Albert Einstein
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
You gazed at the moon and fell in the gutter.
— Thomas Fuller
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
She could feel her pussy lips starting to swell like she had overdosed on lip plumper. Like she had fucked a gang of angry bees.
— Debra Anastasia
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same
— Praveen Kumar
It is in general more profitable to reckon up our defeats than to boast of our attainments.
— Thomas Carlyle
I would be too selfish if I said everyone should see my movies more than once. To say that would mean I'm just marketing my work!
— Abbas Kiarostami
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.
— Salma Hayek
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
— Steven Wright
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
