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There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.
— Leslie Nielsen
I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.
— Leslie Nielsen
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?
— Leslie Nielsen
It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.
— Leslie Nielsen
Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.
— Leslie Nielsen
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
— Leslie Nielsen
I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.
— Leslie Nielsen
The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
— Leslie Nielsen
Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!
— Leslie Nielsen
Don't call me Shirley!
— Leslie Nielsen
When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.
— Leslie Nielsen
Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.
— Leslie Nielsen
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.
— Leslie Nielsen
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
— Leslie Nielsen
Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!
— Leslie Nielsen
I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.
— Leslie Nielsen
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
— Leslie Nielsen
It was a boy's name first.
— Leslie Nielsen
Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
— Leslie Nielsen
I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.
— Leslie Nielsen
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
— Leslie Nielsen
Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.
— Leslie Nielsen
