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It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge. — John Oliver

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love. — John Oliver

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you. — John Oliver

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. — John Oliver

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy. — John Oliver

I would never heckle someone. That's why I think I'm so interested in someone that would. — John Oliver

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents. — John Oliver

Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare. — John Oliver

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels. — John Oliver

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had. — John Oliver

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you've strangled someone in a bar fight. — John Oliver

Life is a short walk. There is so little time and so much living to achieve. — John Oliver Killens

Some men never recover from education. — Oliver St. John Gogarty

The Negro loves America enough to criticize her fundamentally. Most white Americans simply can't be bothered. — John Oliver Killens

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State. — John Oliver

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget. — John Oliver

People are friendlier in New York than London. — John Oliver

People don't like him (John Poindexter) for the same reason they don't like me ... If you get things done in this bureaucracy you step on toes. — Oliver North

Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest. — John Oliver

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. — John Oliver

Net neutrality: The only two words that promise more boredom in the English language are 'featuring Sting,' — John Oliver

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life. — John Oliver

You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well. — John Oliver

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter, — John Oliver

I can't relax. I find vacations problematic. — John Oliver

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider. — John Oliver

It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be. — John Oliver

There is no greater anesthetic than sport. — John Oliver

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character. — John Oliver

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional. — John Oliver

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not. — John Oliver