Best Humour Quotes
Collection of top 46 famous quotes about Best Humour
Best Humour Quotes & Sayings
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If your brother can't 'old 'is own against a bunch of orphans, 'e'd best leave off playing 'azard altogether!
— Sheri Cobb South
I thought the best place to hide a tree was in the woods.
— Patrick Holland
All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.
— Benny Bellamacina
And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?""If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons. — George R R Martin
'Downton' is one of the best jobs in the world, and I'm looking forward to the next series for Maggie Smith's wicked sense of humour.
— Samantha Bond
But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.
— Joseph Heller
The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it.
— Amit Kalantri
Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.
— Judith Chambers
Some of my best friends are women,' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.
— Kyril Bonfiglioli
Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
— Laurence J. Peter
I fended them off as best I could while trying to shield my eyes but, tragically, I'd left my flamethrower in my other suit.
— Alexis Hall
A dragon is a norn's best friend. Norn saying.
— Taylor Grace
Some battles don't have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire
— Emma Chase
The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
Humility is the best dress you can wear
— Treasure Stitches
While an author is yet living we estimate his powers by his worst performance, and when he is dead we rate them by his best.
— Samuel Johnson
The best way to contradict him is to let him talk
— Edward St. Aubyn
Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend.
— Sharon Sant
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!
— Kate Angell
It's not right, we should not always be second best
— Tanya Thistleton
Think before you speak, unless it's urgent
— Benny Bellamacina
Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door
— Benny Bellamacina
When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.
— Rosen Trevithick
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
— Samuel Johnson
Political life is best treated with antibiotics.
— Colin Tegerdine
Sister, spot me.
— Joe Hill
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
You like it in jail?''It's not too bad. You don't meet the best people, but who the hell wants to? — Raymond Chandler
You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.
— Douglas Coupland
Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to give me the t-shirt.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best. Genius must always have lapses proportionate to its triumphs.
— Max Beerbohm
What kind of slut do you think I am?"Theo bumped his hips against hers. "This might not be the best moment to ask me that. — Annabel Joseph
The eight-year-old beat your best cadet in hand-to-hand combat?" "So did the six-year-old girl, ma'am. Actually, she beat the instructor also.
— James Patterson
Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.
— Benny Bellamacina
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The worst in life, we are told, is compatible with the best in art. So too the worst in life is compatible with the best in humour.
— Agnes Repplier
Humour is my best defence, so humour me.
— Jonathan Dunne
