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Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Neil Gaiman: I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud

I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny. — Neil Gaiman

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Christopher Plummer: Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. — Christopher Plummer

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Kristen Schaal: 1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By David Letterman: Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Catullus: Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred,

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Russell Howard: Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you." — Russell Howard

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Joan Rivers: At my age an affair of the heart

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Valentine's day without your love is like a

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Lewis Black: Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Melanie Clark Pullen: You can't put a price tag on love,

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. — Melanie Clark Pullen