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Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Craig Benzine: The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Will you go out with me for a

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Jesse Hajicek: If I could get hold of something nasty

If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Jake Gyllenhaal: It's funny to me that people find other

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. — Jake Gyllenhaal

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Rachel Vincent: She stared down into her coffee, as if

She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use. — Rachel Vincent

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Paul Krassner: Pope John Paul would be more popular if

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo. — Paul Krassner

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By John Green: You'll find my leg under the coffee table.

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Scott Lynch: Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink. — Scott Lynch

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By George Gordon Byron: But who, alas! can love, and then be

But who, alas! can love, and then be wise? — George Gordon Byron

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Jean Sasson: If the Prophet could speak in this new

If the Prophet could speak in this new age of modern amenities, I knew he would end such silly tradition. — Jean Sasson

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Saleem Sharma: Pause while reading a book only in case

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Jane Harvey-Berrick: For I have no pleasure in the death

For I have no pleasure in the death of anyone, declares the Lord God; so turn, and live — Jane Harvey-Berrick

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I surround myself with books when I write,

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Jonah Berger: If something is built to show, it's build

If something is built to show, it's build to grow. — Jonah Berger

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: Everyone should have a form of a diary

Everyone should have a form of a diary it's a great release Most people's Diaries are called "My Diary" Mines called "Conversations with Me". — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Tanya Masse: COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Katie Couric: When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Daniel Norris: Be kind. Be courteous. Love others and be

Be kind. Be courteous. Love others and be happy. It's that simple. — Daniel Norris

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Joe Haldeman: Heterosexuality is considered an emotional dysfunction. Relatively easy

Heterosexuality is considered an emotional dysfunction. Relatively easy to cure. — Joe Haldeman

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Max Barry: A woman appeared and began to generate tea

A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee — Max Barry

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: The only time I drink milk is when

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Michel Houellebecq: I prefer reading to writing. Reading changes your

I prefer reading to writing. Reading changes your world view. Writing changes absolutely nothing. Except, of course, when it makes you rich. — Michel Houellebecq

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Cher: You make good coffee ... You're a slob,

You make good coffee ... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. — Cher

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Fannie Flagg: You know, it's funny what you'll miss when

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Kelly Moran: The first sign that Karma was now in

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Joanna Bourne: Who do you belong to, Jess?" he asked,

Who do you belong to, Jess?" he asked, real quiet.
"I belong to myself. — Joanna Bourne

Best Funny Coffee Quotes By Holly Black: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. — Holly Black