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The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. — Jake Gyllenhaal

She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use. — Rachel Vincent

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo. — Paul Krassner

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink. — Scott Lynch

But who, alas! can love, and then be wise? — George Gordon Byron

If the Prophet could speak in this new age of modern amenities, I knew he would end such silly tradition. — Jean Sasson

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

For I have no pleasure in the death of anyone, declares the Lord God; so turn, and live — Jane Harvey-Berrick

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

If something is built to show, it's build to grow. — Jonah Berger

Everyone should have a form of a diary it's a great release Most people's Diaries are called "My Diary" Mines called "Conversations with Me". — Stanley Victor Paskavich

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

Be kind. Be courteous. Love others and be happy. It's that simple. — Daniel Norris

Heterosexuality is considered an emotional dysfunction. Relatively easy to cure. — Joe Haldeman

A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee — Max Barry

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I prefer reading to writing. Reading changes your world view. Writing changes absolutely nothing. Except, of course, when it makes you rich. — Michel Houellebecq

You make good coffee ... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. — Cher

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

Who do you belong to, Jess?" he asked, real quiet.
"I belong to myself. — Joanna Bourne

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. — Holly Black