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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? — Steven Wright

When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex

I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car. — Tara Palmer-Tomkinson