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I was married to the number one douchebag of all time. — Brandi Glanville

Actually, Pretty in Pink's Steff might be the most deliciously contemptible rich douchebag in all of cinema history. — Jen Chaney

Political correctness is modern day censorship. This still doesn't justify you in being a douchebag. — Kevin Focke

I may or may not
have once tossed a guy out of her store for flirting
with her.Total douchebag. Wore a
scarf indoors. -Nick — Julie James

If someone doesn't know their Old Testament, they don't know right doctrine, right correction, and they can't be equipped for good works. — Randall Terry

Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag. — Joshua Malina

So tell me i'm wrong, cursed me when i'm started being a douchebag and all. Then i'll let you know how much i love you, lads. — Ariel Seraphino

She looks like a cheery girl, the kind who pledges Kai Beta Bullshit and throws mixers on the weekend with the frat boys at Alpha Kappa Douchebag. — J.M. Darhower

Friends fly away when the cask has been drained to the dregs. — Horace

I killed my ex lovers
and buried to my memories' grave.
It is January
And I am tired of being brave. — Arzum Uzun

It must be horny douchebag day, she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag's strap up on her shoulder. — Dennis Sharpe

If you want to end your isolation, you must be honest about what you want at a core level and decide to go after it. — Martha Beck

he still looked like a preppy douchebag who wore sweaters tied around his neck like some Ivy League pedophile to me. — Tijan

I'm the best me when I'm with you. I'm the best me because of you. — M. Leighton

[Truman] didn't want to fight the guy, whatever he was - alien, vampyr or douchebag. — J. Richard Singleton

Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag. — George Carlin

Sometimes he was weird, sometimes he was Captain Douchebag, but he was always my best friend. — Sharon Sant

If I had three wishes for my country, they would be these: keep fighting, keep moving forward, and don't act like a douchebag. — Michael Ian Black

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. — Anna Kendrick

We make a product and sell it. How hard can it be? Every douchebag either one of us has ever worked for has managed to do this! — Leonard Richardson

Dovewing and Ivypool went over to join him and began to scoop up the earth. — Erin Hunter

Walk in faith. Do not let your doubts take the lead ahead of you; they will show you the wrong path. Being a pessimist is a failure plan uncompleted. — Israelmore Ayivor

Guess that's a thing you still do. You know, look like a douchebag. — Karina Halle

My health is so often impaired that I begin to be as weary of it as mending old lace; when it is patched in one place, it breaks out in another. — Mary Wortley Montagu

You shouldn't pay attention to things that don't grab your attention. If you do, you're being a pretentious douchebag. — Paul Jarvis

Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag," he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire. — Krista Ritchie

In a relationship there is the information that we need and do not ask for, and the information we have but choose to ignore. — Debra L. Kaplan

I just want to be an inspiration. I'm a rock star, I'm Future Hendrix. — Nayvadius Cash

Easy short-term choices lead to difficult long-term consequences meanwhile difficult short-term choices lead to easy long-term consequences. — Rory Vaden

That's the way of every human catastrophe. The douchebag is nearly indestructible. — Rick Yancey

In my wildest dreams, I never would have thought we'd come to the point where were talking about the re-election of a black president. — Harvey Gantt

If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag. — Dana Gould

The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag. — Moby

I love skinny-dipping. Night swimming as well; that's my favorite. — Jamie Lawson

When Franklin says yes, yes, yes, he isn't agreeing with you. He's just listening to you. — Gore Vidal

It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag. — Pete Wentz

I that was near your heart was removed therefrom — T. S. Eliot