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I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. — John Tesh

My handbag turned into a diaper bag for the chronically ill. — Tracey Berkowitz

Diaper backwards spells repaid. Think about it. — Marshall McLuhan

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. — Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A bad attitude is like a dirty diaper, life stinks until its changed. — Orrin Woodward

How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper. — Benjamin Spock

If you say children wouldn't know anything about masturbation on their own, you've never changed a little boy's diaper. — Joycelyn Elders

The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus) — Devon Monk

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it? — Kim Kardashian

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'
Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He wants his mother.' — Erma Bombeck

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. — Drew Brees

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

Diaper that leaks onto the floorboard of my car while I'm stuck in — Gloria Furman

Seeing their cranky old camp director immortalized in stone, wearing a diaper and spewing water from his mouth, made her feel a little better. — Rick Riordan

We take a beautiful little boy and we put him in a diaper and we give him a lethal weapon and we say LOVE. Which makes absolutely no sense. — Mark Hart

I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper. — Dana Gould

I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up. — Mark Driscoll

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change. — James Carville

In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper. — Graydon Carter

baby's diaper is soiled, or it can be manually checked by inserting — Louis Borgenicht

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink. — Rufus Wainwright

A.J. has never changed a diaper in his life, though he is a modestly skilled gift wrapper. — Gabrielle Zevin

My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies. — Holly Near

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres

What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials. — Karen Russell

How's the world treating you this morning?'
'Like a baby treats a diaper. — Biyi Bandele-Thomas

That dude's as guilty as a baby with a soggy diaper! — Noah Child