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Well, that's a hell of a reason to poison yourself.
— David Sedaris
To be exotic, on the other hand, one had to think not just outside the box but outside the world of boxes.
— David Sedaris
It's not lost on me that I'm so busy recording life, I don't have time to really live it.
— David Sedaris
I don't like travelling if I know I have to write about it.
— David Sedaris
I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything.
— David Sedaris
he's braw and pulchritudinous,
— David Sedaris
He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!
— David Sedaris
Nobody dreams of the things he already has.
— David Sedaris
I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.
— David Sedaris
Weird doors open. People fall into things.
— David Sedaris
The thing to remeber is that more than anything in this world, these colored people wish they were white.
— David Sedaris
He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.
— David Sedaris
Weeks passed, my suitcase grew more and more conventional. "I've got something for you," I'd say to a teenager. "It's nothing huge,
— David Sedaris
True art was based upon despair, and the important thing was to make yourself and those around you as miserable as possible.
— David Sedaris
It was like seeing someone who wore a striped tie or parted his hair on the left - a detail, but not a telling one.
— David Sedaris
That man tried to picka my frienda's pocketoni!
— David Sedaris
Comfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if you've come to mow its lawns.
— David Sedaris
I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.
— David Sedaris
Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes.
— David Sedaris
In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
— David Sedaris
Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.
— David Sedaris
Every day spent with you is like having a cesarean section.
— David Sedaris
This is a busy week with me and lunatics, whom I tend to see as either signs or messengers.
— David Sedaris
It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.
— David Sedaris