David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us! ...

He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us! (David Sedaris)

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David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!

David Sedaris Quotes: He has a passport," my classmates would whisper. "Quick, let's run before he judges us!