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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
— Woody Allen
Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socksand put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken
Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too.
— J.J. McAvoy
You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the s*** knocked out of me
— Willie Pastrano
I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda
Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)
— David Levithan
I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around.
— J.D. Salinger
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it.
— Cassandra Clare
There never was a false god, nor was there ever really a false religion, unless you call a child a false man.
— Max Muller
COOK'S TIP: Bake every day. If you have to leave town fast, you'll always have something good to eat in the car.
— Joan Bauer
I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
— Nicole McKay
I mean you might have wanted Carrie Bradshaw, but to me she's like toddlers and tiaras gone berserk!
— Michael Kors
Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.
— Darynda Jones
I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Entrepreneurs bring to business ... creativity.
— Wayne Rogers
Life's too damn funny for me to explain.
— Don Marquis
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
— Jeaniene Frost
Evil angels make the best boyfriends.
— Felicity Heaton
I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to.
— Laurann Dohner
Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile.
— M. Leighton
What sort of look are you going for?" Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake
This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.
— Rachel Caine
