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Interesting' meant that you attracted the notice of men who would hurt you to possess whatever they found 'interesting' about you. — Christina Henry

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky. — Mike Birbiglia

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. — Kathy Lette

And still, laughter is akin to weeping. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

Was friend the word? He seemed more like a succession of extraordinary events than a person. — Douglas Adams

Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think. — Ayn Rand

The best way to raise a child is to LAY OFF! — Shulamith Firestone

Walmart's Global Women's Economic Empowerment Initiative is working to create opportunity and empower women and girls in markets around the world. — Sylvia Mathews Burwell

How did you get in here?' ( ... ) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way. — Rachel Aaron

I've always negotiated the world very physically, from football to tussling at the playground to taking my clothes off. — Channing Tatum

Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently. — Virginia Woolf

I did not live my life as history is written. — Ursula K. Le Guin

We must not fall asleep in the present because the now moment is the only reality we truly have. — Kat Lahr

My Dearest Julianne,
Thank you for your immeasurable gift.
The only thing I have of value is my heart.
It's yours,
Gabriel. — Sylvain Reynard

He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better. — Gillian Flynn

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky. — Chelsea Handler

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami

Americans are good people, and at times we can be wise. But we're often under-informed by media, misinformed by our government and ill-served by both. — Marianne Williamson

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away. — Mark A. Cooper

Boxing is not about your feelings. It's about performance. — Manny Pacquiao

There can be no faith without doubt. No strength without temptation. (Rafael) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout