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Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: The way Calvin's brain is wired you can

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a

I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Simon Rich: I never felt ostracized or made to feel

I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over 'The Onion' or 'Calvin and Hobbes.' That was considered completely normal. — Simon Rich

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I think hiccup cures were really invented for

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that

The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that they haven't contacted us. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Griffith: Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece. — Bill Griffith

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I'm learning real skills that I can apply

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... procrastinating and rationalizing. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Wake up, get up ... Shut up. Listen

Wake up, get up ... Shut up. Listen up ... Throw up ... Mix up, Goof up ... Hurry up ... "
"How's your day?"
"Looking up. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Did you ever wonder if the person in

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: The best presents don't come in boxes.

The best presents don't come in boxes. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I say if a novelty Christmas song is

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Scientific Progress goes boink?

Scientific Progress goes boink? — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin:

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Every day of my life I have to

Every day of my life I have to add another name to the list of people who p*ss me off
Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Look! A trickle of water running through some

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know, sometimes the world seems like a

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'
'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!? ... Hobbes: Heck,

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!? ... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I'm leaking brain lubricant.

I'm leaking brain lubricant. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I have all these great genes, but they're

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: It's only work if somebody makes you do

It's only work if somebody makes you do it. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!...Say's the dust speck.

I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!
...
Say's the dust speck. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.
... I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: It's not denial. I'm just selective about the

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I hope some historian will confirm that I

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Robin Lord Taylor: I had a few comics, but I was

I had a few comics, but I was by no means a huge aficionado. I was more of a 'Mad Magazine,' 'Calvin & Hobbes' sort of nerd. — Robin Lord Taylor

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: My book is called, Shut Up And Stop

My book is called, Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself. — Bill Watterson

Best Calvin Hobbes Quotes By Bill Watterson: I've been thinking Hobbes""On a weekend?""Well, it wasn't

I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose — Bill Watterson