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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
— Regina Griffin
Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
— Jean Illsley Clarke
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
— Ron Atkinson
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
— Murray Walker
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
— Peter Ustinov
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
— Bill Engvall
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best.
— James Tate
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
— Criss Jami
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
— Seann William Scott
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
— Woody Allen
I come from a long line of miserable people.
— Arlene Schindler
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
