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Best But Funny Quotes By Caprice Bourret: It's so funny to think that I used It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret
Best But Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Best But Funny Quotes By Lois Greiman: Luck is merely a product of the happily Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman
Best But Funny Quotes By Dave Grohl: It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl
Best But Funny Quotes By David Letterman: Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman
Best But Funny Quotes By Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language ... As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne
Best But Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Best But Funny Quotes By Rebecca Brooks: Moving on was going to require leaving the Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks
Best But Funny Quotes By Holly Black: He runs to the sink to spit it He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery. — Holly Black
Best But Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire. — Jim Norton
Best But Funny Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night. I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers
Best But Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Most man can think no better than a Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
Best But Funny Quotes By Andrew Barger: Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
Best But Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: If a book about failures doesn't sell, is If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld
Best But Funny Quotes By Nelson Jack: Being good has nothing to do with being Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack
Best But Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The ballgame is over ... in this inning. The ballgame is over ... in this inning. — Jerry Coleman
Best But Funny Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber
Best But Funny Quotes By Nick Hornby: She wanted to be given a funny script She wanted to be given a funny script so that she could make it funnier. — Nick Hornby
Best But Funny Quotes By Eric Drooker: I find it very difficult to be funny, I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy. — Eric Drooker
Best But Funny Quotes By Anonymous: Text messages are dying a funny kind of Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous
Best But Funny Quotes By Orson Scott Card: In the silence, the bear died. It was In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music. — Orson Scott Card
Best But Funny Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: I got my start in silent radio. I got my start in silent radio. — Bob Monkhouse
Best But Funny Quotes By Caitlin Hale: Jack Black is so funny! On and off Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale
Best But Funny Quotes By Robin Williams: If it's the Psychic Network why do they If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams
Best But Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I was a mechanic and someone called If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg
Best But Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I see some people with glasses here, I I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan
Best But Funny Quotes By David Eddings: You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
Best But Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to make a vending machine that I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg
Best But Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Was that suit made to order? Where were Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time? — Henny Youngman
Best But Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: I think a lot of stuff I find I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. — Demetri Martin
Best But Funny Quotes By Seth Godin: Please stop waiting for a map. We reward Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them. — Seth Godin
Best But Funny Quotes By Karyn Bosnak: Life is funny; it really is. Life is funny; it really is. — Karyn Bosnak
Best But Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: To most Christians, the Bible is like a To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher
Best But Funny Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington
Best But Funny Quotes By Sarah Ban Breathnach: It's a funny thing about life; if you It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM — Sarah Ban Breathnach
Best But Funny Quotes By Mark Haddon: [I]t is funny because economists are not real [I]t is funny because economists are not real scientists, and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best. — Mark Haddon
Best But Funny Quotes By Jon Foreman: Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
Best But Funny Quotes By Nancy Thayer: It's funny, but if I had to say It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer
Best But Funny Quotes By Bill Engvall: That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men — Bill Engvall
Best But Funny Quotes By Peter Ustinov: British education is probably the best in the British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov
Best But Funny Quotes By Carol Burnett: I'm really not that funny in real life! I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett
Best But Funny Quotes By James Tate: I love my funny poems, but I'd rather I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best. — James Tate
Best But Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Drunken men give some of the best pep Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami
Best But Funny Quotes By Seann William Scott: I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing. — Seann William Scott
Best But Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: Sex without love is an empty experience, but Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen
Best But Funny Quotes By Arlene Schindler: I come from a long line of miserable I come from a long line of miserable people. — Arlene Schindler
Best But Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: I have been told the best things in I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri