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Yeah, I know I'm ugly ... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. — W.C. Fields

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. — Jim Bishop

a beer. The bartender says, "You'll — Various

Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture) — Greta Garbo

E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors. — Various

It's all part of the bartender's creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they're a little overeager, make them wait. — William Lashner

I would be like the third-hottest bartender at a Dave & Buster's in Cincinnati. — Amy Schumer

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. — Jodi Picoult

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein

The girl you're looking for no longer exists. She died thirteen years ago. The woman who's left, she's just a bartender. — Sarah Grimm

A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef. — Jose Andres

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor

The guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. — P. J. O'Rourke

bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes — Various

I got fired from being a lunch-shift bartender because I had a reading of a play. — John Krasinski

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer. — Abbie Cobb

Handsome guy, Victor, in a brutal, black-Irish way. Like most New York bartenders, he was really an actor, or was it the reverse? ("Novelty") — John Crowley

When I reached the bar, I ordered a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from the female Klingon bartender and downed half of it. — Ernest Cline

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven. — Mark Twain

Bless my soul," whispered the old bartender, "Harry Potter ... what an honor. — J.K. Rowling

My dad was a cop. My mom worked at various jobs - she worked as a homemaker, a bank teller, a bartender. — Lee Daniels

Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas. — Various

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey

Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender — Various

You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries. — Michael Peterson

Finish your beer," he says then nods to the bartender. "Jack. Neat. — M. Leighton

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

Never pick a fight with a guy in a bartender's uniform. Never! — Ryohgo Narita

A bartender named Murphy once told me to be careful when I hit the road because sometimes the road hits back. He was right. — Patrick Thomas

A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The fish croaks, "Water. — Various