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Best Bartender Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Yeah, I know I'm ugly ... I said

Yeah, I know I'm ugly ... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield

Best Bartender Quotes By W.C. Fields: Set up another case bartender! The best thing

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. — W.C. Fields

Best Bartender Quotes By Jim Bishop: A good writer is not, per se, a

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. — Jim Bishop

Best Bartender Quotes By Various: a beer. The bartender says, "You'll

a beer. The bartender says, "You'll — Various

Best Bartender Quotes By Greta Garbo: Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale

Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture) — Greta Garbo

Best Bartender Quotes By Various: E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says,

E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors. — Various

Best Bartender Quotes By William Lashner: It's all part of the bartender's creed: make

It's all part of the bartender's creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they're a little overeager, make them wait. — William Lashner

Best Bartender Quotes By Amy Schumer: I would be like the third-hottest bartender at

I would be like the third-hottest bartender at a Dave & Buster's in Cincinnati. — Amy Schumer

Best Bartender Quotes By Jodi Picoult: A duck walks into a bar and the

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck. — Jodi Picoult

Best Bartender Quotes By Albert Einstein: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein

Best Bartender Quotes By Sarah Grimm: The girl you're looking for no longer exists.

The girl you're looking for no longer exists. She died thirteen years ago. The woman who's left, she's just a bartender. — Sarah Grimm

Best Bartender Quotes By Jose Andres: A cocktail can be made by the bartender.

A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef. — Jose Andres

Best Bartender Quotes By Koko Taylor: Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor

Best Bartender Quotes By Les Paul: The guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's

The guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul

Best Bartender Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Only one way to cover a story like

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. — P. J. O'Rourke

Best Bartender Quotes By Various: bartender walks into a church, a temple and

bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes — Various

Best Bartender Quotes By John Krasinski: I got fired from being a lunch-shift bartender

I got fired from being a lunch-shift bartender because I had a reading of a play. — John Krasinski

Best Bartender Quotes By Abbie Cobb: I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer. — Abbie Cobb

Best Bartender Quotes By John Crowley: Handsome guy, Victor, in a brutal, black-Irish way.

Handsome guy, Victor, in a brutal, black-Irish way. Like most New York bartenders, he was really an actor, or was it the reverse? ("Novelty") — John Crowley

Best Bartender Quotes By Ernest Cline: When I reached the bar, I ordered a

When I reached the bar, I ordered a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster from the female Klingon bartender and downed half of it. — Ernest Cline

Best Bartender Quotes By Mark Twain: Every time I read a Jane Austen novel,

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven. — Mark Twain

Best Bartender Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Bless my soul," whispered the old bartender, "Harry

Bless my soul," whispered the old bartender, "Harry Potter ... what an honor. — J.K. Rowling

Best Bartender Quotes By Lee Daniels: My dad was a cop. My mom worked

My dad was a cop. My mom worked at various jobs - she worked as a homemaker, a bank teller, a bartender. — Lee Daniels

Best Bartender Quotes By Various: Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders

Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas. — Various

Best Bartender Quotes By Richard Kadrey: If Jesus was a bartender, He would still

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey

Best Bartender Quotes By Various: Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have

Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender — Various

Best Bartender Quotes By Michael Peterson: You know you're in trouble, when the bartender

You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries. — Michael Peterson

Best Bartender Quotes By M. Leighton: Finish your beer," he says then nods to

Finish your beer," he says then nods to the bartender. "Jack. Neat. — M. Leighton

Best Bartender Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: You know you have a drinking problem when

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

Best Bartender Quotes By Ryohgo Narita: Never pick a fight with a guy in

Never pick a fight with a guy in a bartender's uniform. Never! — Ryohgo Narita

Best Bartender Quotes By Patrick Thomas: A bartender named Murphy once told me to

A bartender named Murphy once told me to be careful when I hit the road because sometimes the road hits back. He was right. — Patrick Thomas

Best Bartender Quotes By Various: A fish walks into a bar. The bartender

A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The fish croaks, "Water. — Various