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Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. (P. J. O'Rourke)

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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes: Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.