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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. — Steven Wright

Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life. — Sam Simon

That goes with the saying that you call on God a lot of times and you pray for things and it may not happen at that moment. — Terrell Owens

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.' — Matt Groening

We would be well on the way to perfection if we could weed out one vice from ourselves each year. — Thomas A Kempis

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother. — Charlaine Harris

How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick? — Ogden Nash

As for hobbies, people with stimulating hobbies suffer from the most noxious of despairs since they are tranquilized in their despair. — Walker Percy

To think someone can go out and sell something about you is really disgusting. I'm much more careful now. — Katie Price