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Best Babysitter Quotes By John Goodman: TV is the best babysitter.

TV is the best babysitter. — John Goodman

Best Babysitter Quotes By Trey Parker: I think that parents only get so offended

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. — Trey Parker

Best Babysitter Quotes By Gordon Korman: Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"Jonah was

Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"
Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up! — Gordon Korman

Best Babysitter Quotes By Renee Carter: Mom just got you a babysitter! She had

Mom just got you a babysitter! She had to pay her a ton to stay. — Renee Carter

Best Babysitter Quotes By Adam Lambert: I'm not a babysitter.

I'm not a babysitter. — Adam Lambert

Best Babysitter Quotes By Pat Martin: Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin

Best Babysitter Quotes By Doreen Cronin: I have a lot of nieces and nephews.

I have a lot of nieces and nephews. I was always around kids. I was like the family babysitter because I was the only one that wasn't married. — Doreen Cronin

Best Babysitter Quotes By James Shikwati: Africa is like a child that immediately cries

Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two feet. — James Shikwati

Best Babysitter Quotes By Ivana Trump: I would rather be a babysitter than a

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid — Ivana Trump

Best Babysitter Quotes By Alfred Hitchcock: A good film is when the price of

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock

Best Babysitter Quotes By Veronica Roth: Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a

Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives. — Veronica Roth

Best Babysitter Quotes By Darynda Jones: I don't need a babysitter.""That's good, because no

I don't need a babysitter."
"That's good, because no babysitter alive should have the thoughts I have about you. — Darynda Jones

Best Babysitter Quotes By Rupert Spira: The world is known by the sensesThe senses

The world is known by the senses
The senses are known by the mind
The mind is known by Consciousness
And Consciousness is known by itself — Rupert Spira

Best Babysitter Quotes By Mindy Kaling: Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need

Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter. — Mindy Kaling

Best Babysitter Quotes By Caitlin Moran: Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby.

Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby. — Caitlin Moran

Best Babysitter Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: You gave Tink a scarf. Tink is free!"

You gave Tink a scarf. Tink is free!" He flew out into the hallway like a little cracked-out fairy, screeching, "Tink is freeeeee! — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Best Babysitter Quotes By Enya: My mouth is a womb. My teeth are

My mouth is a womb. My teeth are my children. My tongue is their babysitter. — Enya

Best Babysitter Quotes By Christopher Titus: Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter. — Christopher Titus

Best Babysitter Quotes By Liane Moriarty: I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old

I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I have a babysitter. — Liane Moriarty

Best Babysitter Quotes By Charles Dickens: Nobody near me here, but rats, and they

Nobody near me here, but rats, and they are fine stealthy secret fellows. — Charles Dickens

Best Babysitter Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about

Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about the basement. — Kelley Armstrong

Best Babysitter Quotes By Vin Diesel: Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter.

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter. — Vin Diesel

Best Babysitter Quotes By Dorothy Gambrell: If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. — Dorothy Gambrell

Best Babysitter Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter! — Terry Pratchett

Best Babysitter Quotes By Sheryl Crow: I would never put a video in front

I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come in handy on the airplane. — Sheryl Crow

Best Babysitter Quotes By Demetri Martin: It is a little ironic that one thing

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin

Best Babysitter Quotes By Brad McKinniss: God damn, do I have to be y'all's

God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter? — Brad McKinniss

Best Babysitter Quotes By Penelope Douglas: She needed a hot shower, a warm bed,

She needed a hot shower, a warm bed, and me. — Penelope Douglas

Best Babysitter Quotes By Aaron Allston: Sort of like what Joruus C'baoth did for

Sort of like what Joruus C'baoth did for Thrawn."
"I'm not talking about ancient history, I'm talking about now."
Luke & Jaina — Aaron Allston

Best Babysitter Quotes By Eminem: My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5 ... she was 15. — Eminem

Best Babysitter Quotes By Nicholas Eames: they passed through the wide-open gates into the

they passed through the wide-open gates into the city whose parents had hired a prostitute as a babysitter and never come home. The — Nicholas Eames