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The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.
— Art Buchwald
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
— Art Buchwald
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
— Art Buchwald
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
— Art Buchwald
Over the years I have met a lot of important people, but no one as important as Elvis Presley.
— Art Buchwald
Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
— Art Buchwald
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
— Art Buchwald
I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?
— Art Buchwald
I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.
— Art Buchwald
The things that matter most are not things.
— Art Buchwald
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.
— Art Buchwald
An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn't know any women.
— Art Buchwald
This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.
— Art Buchwald
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
— Art Buchwald
I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech.
— Art Buchwald
I know it's very egocentric to believe that someone is put on Earth for a reason. In my case, I like to think I was.
— Art Buchwald
I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.
— Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
— Art Buchwald
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
— Art Buchwald
Sharing our depressions felt like having survived a war. The experience bonds you to the other person for life.
— Art Buchwald
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
— Art Buchwald
