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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. — Sheeja Jose

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Philosophers, Poets and Fools have similar Consciousness — Amit Gupta

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. — Mark Twain

And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. — Doug MacLeod

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

The movement of life has to rest in its own music. — Rabindranath Tagore

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. — Lois Greiman

Life is funny; it really is. — Karyn Bosnak

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

Sporks are only used in the most dire situations. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. — Jenji Kohan

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers

I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. — Giovanna Fletcher

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous! — PewDiePie

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

Baby, the fact that you know that's funny is going to save your whole life. — Carrie Fisher