Best And Funny Life Quotes
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Best And Funny Life Quotes & Sayings
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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
