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Best And Funny Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial

Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. — Regina Griffin

Best And Funny Quotes By Behdad Sami: It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and

It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends. — Behdad Sami

Best And Funny Quotes By Sheeja Jose: Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. — Sheeja Jose

Best And Funny Quotes By Matt Nix: Spies have the same kinds of needs and

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth. — Matt Nix

Best And Funny Quotes By John Madden: If you lose your best cornerback and punter,

If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I'd say that's a double loss. — John Madden

Best And Funny Quotes By Melissa Aragon: I threw my hand over my mouth and

I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath! — Melissa Aragon

Best And Funny Quotes By George W. Bush: I'm the decider, and I decide what is

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. — George W. Bush

Best And Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I was a little kid I always

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. — Noel Fielding

Best And Funny Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Best And Funny Quotes By Anyta Sunday: I love to stalk. I love to stalk

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

Best And Funny Quotes By Judith Chambers: Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones,

Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it. — Judith Chambers

Best And Funny Quotes By Christian Slater: I just killed my best friend ... and

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

Best And Funny Quotes By Gloria Steinem: Marriage works best for men than women. The

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. — Gloria Steinem

Best And Funny Quotes By Michael Booth: They are funny, too. And not always intentionally,

They are funny, too. And not always intentionally, either, which as far as I am concerned is the very best kind of funny. — Michael Booth

Best And Funny Quotes By George Best: Robert Redford used to be such a handsome

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color. — George Best

Best And Funny Quotes By Dave Beard: I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard

Best And Funny Quotes By Gillian Bronte Adams: At the worst times, the best plan was

At the worst times, the best plan was often no plan. And Ky excelled at coming up with no plan. — Gillian Bronte Adams

Best And Funny Quotes By James Tate: I love my funny poems, but I'd rather

I love my funny poems, but I'd rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that's the best. — James Tate

Best And Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: Because he has the best equipment in the

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! — Ilona Andrews

Best And Funny Quotes By Edwin Arlington Robinson: Friends: people who borrow my books and set

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. — Edwin Arlington Robinson

Best And Funny Quotes By Cate Tiernan: I held a nail in place and slammed

I held a nail in place and slammed it with the hammer. Best. Chore. Ever. — Cate Tiernan

Best And Funny Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death. — Ernest Hemingway,

Best And Funny Quotes By Russell Simmons: You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together. — Russell Simmons

Best And Funny Quotes By Anna Zaires: Thanks, Marisa. You're the best sister a girl

Thanks, Marisa. You're the best sister a girl can ask for," Mia told her sincerely.
"I know--and very modest too. — Anna Zaires

Best And Funny Quotes By Harold Evans: Some blogs have become the best check on

Some blogs have become the best check on monopoly mainstream journalism, and they provide a surprisingly frequent source of initiative reporting. — Harold Evans

Best And Funny Quotes By Jason Segel: That's the best advice I can give -

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny. — Jason Segel

Best And Funny Quotes By Ron Funches: Being nice can be funny. A lot of

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

Best And Funny Quotes By Brittany Cavallaro: The two of us, we're the best kind

The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes. — Brittany Cavallaro

Best And Funny Quotes By Kevin Keegan: They're the second best team in the world,

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that. — Kevin Keegan

Best And Funny Quotes By Mindy Levy: They say laughter is the best medicine, and

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE. — Mindy Levy

Best And Funny Quotes By George Burns: In those days the best painkiller was ice;

In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. — George Burns

Best And Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End ... ' — Tim Vine

Best And Funny Quotes By John Paxson: Magic Johnson is the best player who plays

Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air. — John Paxson

Best And Funny Quotes By Hettie Ivers: he hadn't killed or shagged even one single

he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. — Hettie Ivers

Best And Funny Quotes By Nancy Thayer: It's funny, but if I had to say

It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer

Best And Funny Quotes By George Best: I spent 90% of my money on women

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted — George Best

Best And Funny Quotes By Kirsten Miller: Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to

Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts. — Kirsten Miller

Best And Funny Quotes By Mark Haddon: [I]t is funny because economists are not real

[I]t is funny because economists are not real scientists, and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best. — Mark Haddon

Best And Funny Quotes By Lik Hock Yap: Its funny how we can go from good

Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people. — Lik Hock Yap

Best And Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: Best to have only a few absolutely perfect

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. — Kiersten White

Best And Funny Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: Funny thing how when you reach out, people

Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Best And Funny Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: My condolences, you're still alive.

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Best And Funny Quotes By Karina Halle: Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and

Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans. — Karina Halle