Benny Hill Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Benny Hill

Benny Hill Quotes & Sayings

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Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill. — Julie Burchill

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason ... now I have a reason. — Benny Hill

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill

All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out. — Benny Bellamacina

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. — Benny Hill

Your never over the hill to find true love because sometimes, that's where it is — Benny Bellamacina

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. — Benny Hill

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. — Benny Hill

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. — Benny Hill

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? — Benny Hill

We shall remember Gaddafi our whole lives as a great fighter, a revolutionary and a martyr. — Hugo Chavez

Do unto others, then run. — Benny Hill

I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell. — Benny Hill

Joy comes from knowing that God is at work in your life in spite of your circumstances. — Jim George

Just start off with the same goals in mind. If you have the same values, same goals then you'll be on track for the same future. — Angelina Jolie

What have you done for YOURSELF this year to create a better life? — Jack Canfield

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. — Benny Hill

While you are waiting to die, you have to live. — Kate Williams

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain. — Seth MacFarlane

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. — Benny Hill

My style might seem awkward, but I'm only trying to write down the things in the scene that I think the reader should know. — Ernest Hemingway,

We painters use the same license as poets and madmen. — Paolo Veronese

Bricks are crumbling in places, and the front door is so swollen you have to push hard to get in — Sandra Cisneros

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? — Benny Hill

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right. — Benny Hill

The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with! — Benny Hill