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Bend Over Quotes & Sayings

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Bend over backward, do a favor, and give and build confidence in people. It's a time to compliment, support and acknowledge the good things people do. — Erwin K. Thomas

Can a democratic nation fight a War on Terror and at the same time bend over backward so as not to offend a few visitors' rights? — Annie Jacobsen

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. — Bernie Mac

I'm just going about my business. Am I going to bend over backwards to assure everybody that I'm a good guy? No, I'm not going to do it. — Corey Dillon

Haul, v.: Yes, love will bend you over, make you strain. That is the burden of having something worth carrying forward. — David Levithan

Next time you're stunned by a large moon on the horizon, bend over and view it between your legs. The effect goes away entirely. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Rumor's the slut you bend over a chair and never see again. Truth's the lady you wed. — Jeff Salyards

I just watched you bend over a pool table in those ridiculously tight jeans. Over. And over. You think I could stop at kissing? — Tessa Bailey

She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose. — Kevin Pietersen

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers

I like my boyfriends to bend over, Robert. — Belinda McBride

Compared with U.S. cities, Japanese cities bend over backward to help foreigners. The countryside is another matter. — Charles C. Mann

Sometimes in life, you just have to bend over. — Jeri Estes

If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass. — John Scalzi

I vow on this holy ground that when this is all over, I'm going to bend you over the first available surface and fuck you sideways. Got it? — Kerrigan Byrne

Bend over to the front touch toes
Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low) — Lil Jon

Stand up and bend over the bed, baby, because I'm coming at you hard. — Anonymous

What do these onlookers see as they bend over my broken body? I do not know. But inside me, the sun. — Muriel Barbery

So we all embark wondering what lies over the horizon, what's around the next bend. And isn't that, in the end, what drives us? — Blake Crouch

A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate. — Jarod Kintz

Film is a collaborative business: bend over. — David Mamet

Bend over the desk. You need to be disciplined. — Logan Chance

I'm sure you do know how to pick guys back on the farm, but this is a whole different world. You can't just grunt and bend some guy over your tractor. — Maris Black

I wanted to bend ye over the table and eat your hot little cunt before the whole lot of them," he says. — A. Zavarelli

Keep running that smart mouth of yours and I'll bend you over, smack that phat ass and fuck you with my big cock! — L.A. Casey

If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor — Joan Rivers

I'm so ready you could drive a truck straight up my ass and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper. — Cameron Dane

I want to still be able to garden while I can bend over. — Barbara Bush

We can talk later. Do I need to bend you over and fuck you like an animal to remind you whose pussy this is? — T.M. Frazier

Absolutely. Slade! A band that would never bend over. — Kurt Cobain

The focus of gap analysis should be getting to the other side. If you bend-over to analyze a gap too long, you'll probably fall into it. — Ryan Lilly

First you're going to get your sweet little ass down from there and bend over the counter while I show you who the fuck is boss around here. — Alyssa Turner

You have to split, bend over backward, touch our toe to our heads to get recognized. — Monique Coleman

Bend over the sink. I'm going to show you who owns what around here. — C.D. Reiss

Fuck me," he said, running his hand through his hair in frustration.

"Gladly, bend over," she shot back. — Moxie North

Keep Calm and Bend Over — Carrie Lane

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers

There wasn't an official rule book that he knew of, but he was pretty sure a guy didn't bend his best damn friend over the kitchen table. — Shannon Stacey

Never bend over for a Christian. — Frank Zappa

So be careful when you bend over. — Charles Bukowski

Dicey looked out over the tall marsh grasses, blowing in the wind. If the wind blew, the grasses had to bend with it. — Cynthia Voigt

Box gap is not a thing. If you need to back up to a mirror and bend over to find out how you look, you are playing to the wrong audience. — Mike Tyson

I don't make people bend over backwards, and I don't like that in people. I am definitely no diva. — Dolly Parton

Ah, sweetheart, she's not the one I want to bend back over my bike right now. Jesus ... Christ. — Lauren Gilley

I'm not thrilled that I have a tramp stamp. When you see people bend over in their really low-cut jeans, I'm like, 'Oh ... that's what I have.' — Katherine Moennig