John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle ...

If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass. (John Scalzi)

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John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.

John Scalzi Quotes: If you're the best that the Earth has got to offer, it's time we bend over and get a tentacle right up the ass.