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Beer Man Quotes & Sayings

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Its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. — Kevin Hearne

I was sad because I had no shoes,
then I saw a man with no beer. — Thompson

Man is a greater thing than you have thought him, — Edith Hahn Beer

Deep-seated preferences cannot be argued about-you cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night — Benjamin Franklin

Good man. Never turn down a man's beer, even if it tastes like cold horse piss. — D.A. Graystone

So hot that the locals claimed a pervert was a man who preferred women to beer — Terry Hayes

I'm an old-fashioned guy ... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. — Johnny Depp

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. — Richard Burton

A man who lies about beer makes enemies — Stephen King

A man has no more right to an opinion for which he cannot account than for a glass of beer for which he cannot pay. — Anonymous

A Republican is a man who wants you to go t'church every Sunday. A Democrat says if a man wants to have a glass of beer, he can have it. — Karen Abbott

Beer might make a smart man dull, but coffee is worse because it can delude a dull man into thinking he's smart. — Galen Beckett

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor

Whiskey and Beer are a man's worst enemies... but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward! — Zeca Pagodinho

The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad. — Stephen Leacock

He was a wise man who invented beer. — Plato

The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. - Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE — Tom Standage

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great. — Pauline Quirke

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are! — Bill Maher

The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance. — Philander Chase Johnson

I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. — Nick Offerman

I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight — Charles Bukowski

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. — Rita Rudner

A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said. — Patti Callahan Henry

If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. — John Steinbeck

You bought me a beer," the old man said. "You are already a man. — Ernest Hemingway,

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. — Socrates

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable. — Steve Martin

So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if he takes even a glass of root beer. — Corra May Harris

Let no man thirst for good beer. — Samuel Adams

Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. — Charlie Papazian

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! — Bill Owen

Yes, Bush spouted a bunch of religious crap, but at least he didn't believe in it.
Give the man a beer. Sometimes hypocrisy is better than faith. — Earl Lee

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs. — H.L. Mencken

I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports. — Nicolas Winding Refn