Beer Quotes
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Beer Quotes & Sayings
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Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.
— Stephen Beaumont
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You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?
— David Letterman
They who drink beer will think beer.
— Washington Irving
None of your business. Go get me a beer.
— Olivia Cunning
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.
— Chris Jericho
If you don't know what else to do, drink beer.
— Wally Byam
It smelled something like a keg of bad beer overturned in a mortician's storage room on a hot summer's day.
— Scott Lynch
Given the right set of circumstances, people could be happy everywhere and all the time. And these people actually do exist. In beer commercials.
— Stephen Altrogge
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.
— David Ricardo
I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.
— John McCain
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.
— Reginald De Koven
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.
— P.J. Wolfson
Good people drink good beer.
— Hunter S. Thompson
America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal.
— Nancy Johnson
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
— Johnny Damon
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?
— Bret Easton Ellis
Pink champagne that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to
do you like beer? — Deborah Kerr
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
— Nancy Astor
I drink with impunity ... or anyone else who invites me.
— W.C. Fields
Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
— George Wendt
Alex Robichek had survived their Italian exile; that Uncle Richard and Aunt Roszi were safe in Sacramento.
— Edith Hahn Beer
He that drinks beer, thinks beer.
— Washington Irving
Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?
— Rachel Caine
Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years.
— Edna St. Vincent Millay
Beer goggles are no match for atrocious lighting.
— Jessica Park
To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world.
— Richard P. Feynman
...beer makes people deaf...
— Maggie Stiefvater
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!
— Friedrich Nietzsche
There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach.
— Nicholas Sparks
The Pilgrims believed beer was an unalloyed good, a 'good creature of God.' People who did not drink were suspect and 'crank-brained.
— Susan Cheever
They went through Crescent City, a tired-looking town, where you could get a beer for a dollar and maybe get a fractured skull for nothing.
— Richard Preston
Turn the light on so your aim is better," he said mildly. "All you did was waste a full beer.
— Erin McCarthy
The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone.
— J.C. Patrick
The sterner self of the Populace likes bawling, hustling, and smashing; the lighter self, beer.
— Matthew Arnold
You bought me a beer," the old man said. "You are already a man.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
— Mike Glover
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
— William Shakespeare
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
— Steve Martin
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
— W.C. Fields
I haven't had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone's dead and my root beer's gone.
— Holly Black
Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.
— Christopher Titus
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.
— Alan D. Eames
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.
— Billy Carter
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
— A.J.P. Taylor
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
— Groucho Marx
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
— Jack Nicholson
I'm a big root beer guy.
— Dylan O'Brien
when life gives you lemons add beer
— Letter String
Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!
— Hunter S. Thompson
They are all beer wasted. Which is different from bourbon wasted. Bourbon makes you mean and switches on your regret.
— Lisa D'Amour
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams
— Compton Mackenzie
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.
— Ian Botham
I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports.
— Nicolas Winding Refn
But science is the collection of nature's answers; the humanities the collection of men's thoughts.
— Gavin De Beer
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.
— Denis Hayes
Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.
— Benny Bellamacina
She watched as a beer truck lumbered by with a clink of quivering warm, wet promises.
— William Peter Blatty
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.
— Jerry Seinfeld
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.
— Tom Petty
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031] — Benjamin Franklin
If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.
— John Steinbeck
I do not drink more than a sponge.
— Francois Rabelais
The beer had the color and taste of baby's pee, but we followed our usual routine and drank with joyless discipline until we both passed out.
— Viet Thanh Nguyen
A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said.
— Patti Callahan Henry
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
— Rita Rudner
Demagoguea vessel containing beer and other liquids. — Mark Twain
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight
— Charles Bukowski
The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim.
— Pharoahe Monch
I had a Coors beer. I never cared for Adolph Coors's politics, but I wasn't sure I cared for anyone's, and he made a nice beer. No carcinogens.
— Robert B. Parker
The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.
— Arnold Bennett
If circumstances dictate that your disposable income has to come from eating ramen alongside your vintage Cantillon gueuze, so be it.
— Patrick Dawson
They chose "beer as soda pop." Craft brewers are "beer as wine.
— Michael Jackson
I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.
— Zakk Wylde
There is no strong beer, just weak men
— Dan Castellaneta
Beer or three. My nerves were still singing from the morning.
— Gillian Flynn
...root beer floats are the stuff that toasts are made of.
— Sandra D. Bricker
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
— Henry Lawson
