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I'd kiss you but I don't want our beards to tangle. — Penny Reid

All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional. — Terry Pratchett

the kind of beards which make you look like you've glued a racoon to your face. The — Michael Marshall Smith

Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards. — Douglas Adams

Yet the ink on the page was ancient, faded. (...) Fresh iron-gall ink was as black as Beelzebub's beards. — Karen Maitland

There is something about all beards that is like the gesture of thumbing the nose. Thank you very much. Up yours. — Wallace Stegner

Passivity is really a crappy substitute for manhood. But it's as common as facial hair on a hipster, or salmon-breath on a grizzly bear. — Josh Hatcher

Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards. "That little wisp looks like it was just the best he could do," she thought, — Margaret Mitchell

As Plato, the dangerous beguiler, said: the best philosophers in the world are boys with their beards new on their chins; I am a boy again. — Thornton Wilder

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show. — D.H. Lawrence

I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards. — Dorothy Gish

A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments. — Pawan Mishra

I kind of like pony tails, beards, maybe a tattoo. My massive obsession - I'm really targeting a niche market here - a hair lip. — Margot Robbie

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge. — Terry Goodkind

The Disco Group ABBA": They were beards and teeth and natural breasts and whiteness. I — Chuck Klosterman

So, Maximus the Fellatio Trainer - how does your prick feel about scratchy barbarian beards?"

Lucius Petronius — J.P. Kenwood

I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. — Derek Landy

Ruddy hell, the cold smacked my face with an iron spade! Now I knew why northerners go in for beards, woad, and body grease. — David Mitchell

I used to wear disguises, like hats and false beards, just to walk around and avoid attention. — Al Pacino

Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety. — Thomas B. Macaulay

It's why men are meant to have beards - growing all that hair leaves no energy for moodiness. Much more dignified. — G. Willow Wilson

Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be. — Brandon Sanderson

126If beards gave wisdom, goats would be prophets. — C.M. Mayo

Winter giveth the fields, and the trees so old,
their beards of icicles and snow. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nice beard. The flannel's a good touch. Very authentic. What do they call those guys, lumbersexuals?" "Men, they're called men. — Tiffany Reisz

So your stance on beards is?" His gaze so strong I feel it in my toes. My breathing picks up. "Don't particularly like them. — Kristen Callihan

If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not — William Shakespeare

They looked neither older nor younger now; the beards of the aged were no whiter, nor could the creeping babe of yesterday walk on his feet today ... — Nathaniel Hawthorne

It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards. — Margaret Mitchell

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. — Kesha

promisingly. Then they began to eat so that the juice of the meat ran over their beards. — Anonymous

I'm going to go with ZZ Top
they're my faves ... because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards. — Robin Thicke

Ideas are like beards; men do not have them until they grow up. — Voltaire

Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretences to foretell events. — Jonathan Swift

You can't keep putting things off by grilling beards — Vic Reeves

Why do old men grow huge beards as if to proclaim a manhood that has long since fled? — Jeane Westin

Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one. — Stephen King

May your beards never grow thin! — J.R.R. Tolkien

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards? — Calvin Trillin

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos. — David Lee Roth

Because a fellow can see ever now and then that children have more sense than him. But he dont like to admit it to them until they have beards. — William Faulkner

Beware of long arguments and long beards. — George Santayana

So your stance on beards is? — Kristen Callihan

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards. — George Augustus Henry Sala

When women grow old and cease being women, they get beards on their chins; I wonder what men get when they grow old and cease to be men? — August Strindberg

Jesus, there's something downright dirty about beards. Fucking naughty. All I can think about now is sex. — Kristen Callihan

Have you seen their teeny beards? I had more hair when I was born! — Markus Heitz

Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old men. — Lewis Mumford

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth. — Phil Robertson

Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics. — Christopher Moore

All skinny guys with beards are jerks — Randy Quaid

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. — J.B. Morton