Beards Quotes
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I'd kiss you but I don't want our beards to tangle.
— Penny Reid
All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.
— Terry Pratchett
the kind of beards which make you look like you've glued a racoon to your face. The
— Michael Marshall Smith
Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.
— Douglas Adams
Yet the ink on the page was ancient, faded. (...) Fresh iron-gall ink was as black as Beelzebub's beards.
— Karen Maitland
There is something about all beards that is like the gesture of thumbing the nose. Thank you very much. Up yours.
— Wallace Stegner
Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards. "That little wisp looks like it was just the best he could do," she thought,
— Margaret Mitchell
As Plato, the dangerous beguiler, said: the best philosophers in the world are boys with their beards new on their chins; I am a boy again.
— Thornton Wilder
It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.
— D.H. Lawrence
A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.
— Pawan Mishra
I kind of like pony tails, beards, maybe a tattoo. My massive obsession - I'm really targeting a niche market here - a hair lip.
— Margot Robbie
The Disco Group ABBA": They were beards and teeth and natural breasts and whiteness. I
— Chuck Klosterman
So, Maximus the Fellatio Trainer - how does your prick feel about scratchy barbarian beards?"Lucius Petronius — J.P. Kenwood
Ruddy hell, the cold smacked my face with an iron spade! Now I knew why northerners go in for beards, woad, and body grease.
— David Mitchell
I used to wear disguises, like hats and false beards, just to walk around and avoid attention.
— Al Pacino
Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.
— Thomas B. Macaulay
It's why men are meant to have beards - growing all that hair leaves no energy for moodiness. Much more dignified.
— G. Willow Wilson
Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.
— Brandon Sanderson
Winter giveth the fields, and the trees so old, their beards of icicles and snow. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Nice beard. The flannel's a good touch. Very authentic. What do they call those guys, lumbersexuals?" "Men, they're called men.
— Tiffany Reisz
So your stance on beards is?" His gaze so strong I feel it in my toes. My breathing picks up. "Don't particularly like them.
— Kristen Callihan
If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not
— William Shakespeare
They looked neither older nor younger now; the beards of the aged were no whiter, nor could the creeping babe of yesterday walk on his feet today ...
— Nathaniel Hawthorne
It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.
— Margaret Mitchell
promisingly. Then they began to eat so that the juice of the meat ran over their beards.
— Anonymous
Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretences to foretell events.
— Jonathan Swift
You can't keep putting things off by grilling beards
— Vic Reeves
Why do old men grow huge beards as if to proclaim a manhood that has long since fled?
— Jeane Westin
May your beards never grow thin!
— J.R.R. Tolkien
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?
— Calvin Trillin
Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
— David Lee Roth
Because a fellow can see ever now and then that children have more sense than him. But he dont like to admit it to them until they have beards.
— William Faulkner
Beware of long arguments and long beards.
— George Santayana
So your stance on beards is?
— Kristen Callihan
There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.
— George Augustus Henry Sala
When women grow old and cease being women, they get beards on their chins; I wonder what men get when they grow old and cease to be men?
— August Strindberg
Jesus, there's something downright dirty about beards. Fucking naughty. All I can think about now is sex.
— Kristen Callihan
Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old men.
— Lewis Mumford
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
— Phil Robertson
Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics.
— Christopher Moore
All skinny guys with beards are jerks
— Randy Quaid
