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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK? — Orson Scott Card

What could be more beautiful than the fact that love exists in a random universe? — Kathleen Tessaro

Self-control means wanting to be effective at some random point in the infinite radiations of my spiritual existence. — Franz Kafka

None of us wants to be reminded that dementia is random, relentless, and frighteningly common. — Laurie Graham

I wanted to shove her typewriter on the floor. I hated it and I hated her. I wanted to be a Cosby. — Augusten Burroughs

I'd give my right arm to be, like, a random extra on 'Girls,' just to walk past one of the scenarios. I'd love that more than anything. — Emilia Clarke

In a world that operates largely at random, coincidences are to be expected, but any one of them must always be mistrusted. — Rex Stout

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Kindness can be short, sweet, transient, and random, but its effects echo forever. — Debasish Mridha

A random sequence is one that cannot be algorithmically compressed : the shortest description of a random sequence is simply the sequence itself. — Gregory Chaitin

Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Peace cannot be achieved; they have to be plucked out of their pod. — A.G. Phillips

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world? — Christy Leigh Stewart

I want to talk to you and be random with you and be ridiculous with you. — David Levithan

Why go around dating random girls and having terrible sex when you can be with someone you really like? — Ansel Elgort

It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts. — Connie Willis

But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You'll see. - Zacharel — Gena Showalter

If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to himself. — Jody Wallace

Variation must be taken as random until there is positive evidence to the contrary. — Harold Jeffreys

Random numbers should not be generated with a method chosen at random — Donald Knuth

Just throw me in a time machine, hit random, and wherever I land would be great. Just being thrown into a different time really fascinates me. — Beau Mirchoff

Our success should not be a random event, but the result of conscious actions. — Tony Jeary

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. — Doug MacLeod

It was like how people find other people to be in love with, all random and accidental and lucky. — Jennifer Castle

Animals raise their children, too. I don't know why they keep them around. Kill 'em and be done with it. — Liz Braswell

Now, instead of treating bad writing days as random, unavoidable disasters to be weathered, like thunderstorms, I started treating them as red flags. — Rachel Aaron

There are patterns because we try to find them. A desperate attempt at order because we can't face the terror that it might all be random. — Lauren Beukes

A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release. — Amy Summers

Our meeting each other could not possibly be as random as two leaves from two trees being blown together. — Amy Tan

I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men! — Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up. — Joanne Clancy

It'd be great if I actually got to have sex while being a slut. -ALYSSA — C.M. Owens

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

Don't be deceived by life's outcomes. Life's outcomes, while not entirely random, have a huge amount of luck baked into them. — Michael Lewis

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay

The best person you can be is the person you are when you are alone on a random Thursday. That's who you are. — Augusten Burroughs

Every resistance will be met and conquered until you've soared over the sweet edge of surrender. — Gena Showalter

I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind — Joshua Wright

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door. — Nicole McKay

I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it. — Tom Althouse

Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious. — Rick Riordan

Like so many colours, like so many flavours, like so many fragrance, English grammar should be a personal choice. — Megha Khare

What we call disorder or chaos might actually be order, if order is seen as a random distribution and not as a static, idealized condition. — William Lanouette

That which must not, can not be. — Christian Morgenstern

When you expand your awareness, seemingly random events will be seen to fit into a larger purpose. — Deepak Chopra

Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in its own right. — Donald C. Peattie

MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I'd be jolly all the time too. — Sophia Fraioli

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. — Nicole McKay

Random intermittent positive reinforcement can be found in gambling... and bad relationships. — Jose N. Harris

A woman cannot ever be sure of not being married till she is buried, Mrs. Doctor, dear, and meanwhile I will make a batch of cherry pies. — L.M. Montgomery

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. — Robert Coveyou

A just society is a society that if you knew everything about it, you'd be willing to enter it in a random place. — John Rawls

Encourage 'random' picks on the ball because they cannot be scouted — Doc Rivers

Verbal arguments should always be suspect. — Lee Spetner

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners. — Bauvard

If God does nothing random, there must always be something to learn. — John Calvin

I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me. — Spuds Crawford

He wanted to live life in such a way that if a photograph were taken at random, it would be a cool photograph. — David Nicholls

I see painting as an evocative magic, and there must always be a random factor in magic, one which must be constantly changed and renewed. — William S. Burroughs

I will always be safe from the random hurricanes of outcome as long as I never forget where I rightfully live. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Point to Ponder: If there were no God, and everything was a result of random chance, there would be no purpose to your life. It all starts with God. — Rick Warren

A guy has needs, but so does a girl. She just needs the right person to make her hot enough to ask for them to be met. — Jay Crownover

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who would love the person you hide. — C.S. Lewis

I didn't actually know what regret tasted like - but I imagined if it did have a flavor, it would be lutefisk. — Angela N. Blount

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! — Nicole McKay

Let nothing be done rashly, and at random, but all things according to the most exact and perfect rules of art. — Marcus Aurelius

A world of random soul mates would be a lonely one. Let's hope that's not what we live in. — Randall Munroe

Random acts of kindness, however small it may be can transform the world. — Amit Ray

I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled. — Cate Tiernan

Because there is no meaning to be found in the arbitrary nature of things., It's all random. Just as space is blue. And birds fly through it. — Douglas Kennedy

When guys in black Cadillacs drive you to some random building and lock you in what amounts to a cell, you know that shit just got real. — Nick Lake

It would be as useless to perceive how things 'actually look' as it would be to watch the random dots on untuned television screens. — Marvin Minsky

Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists. — Darynda Jones

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers

Tonight was definitely an eye opener, but a reminder of how I use to be & why. Self discovery happens at such random times. — April Mae Monterrosa

If the staff lacks policy guidance against which to test decisions, their decisions will be random. — Donald Rumsfeld

You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance rates. — Dave Barry

Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger
I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang — James Patterson

For one person, organized files might be a crucial tool for creativity; another person finds inspiration in random juxtapositions. — Gretchen Rubin

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

If you fall, I'll be the there — Floor

I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it ... . — Robert Anton Wilson

Ill met by moonlight,' said Deirdre.
'You could still be tied to a stake,' said Random, and she did not reply. — Roger Zelazny

After all of this, I do not want to be eaten by some random demon who just wanted a postshow snack. — Michelle Knudsen

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required. — Wes Adamson

Detroit was kind of a random thing where it was like a chance to be in a rock 'n' roll movie. — Edward Furlong

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. — Nicole McKay

Love can be like a commanding officer. It's unfair, random, cruel, but it gets you through the war, somehow, gets you where you have to be. (Vadim) — Aleksandr Voinov

Let your kids observe you doing random acts of kindness, it can be contagious — Kevin Heath

As accidental as my life may be, or as that random humor is, which governs it, I know nothing, after all, so real or substantial as myself — Anthony Ashley Cooper

Random thoughts that fly away.
Where words has no place to stay.
Let it be right where they are.
Let the work of art preserve its life. — Diana Rose Morcilla

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. — Aziz Ansari

A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be — Abraham H. Maslow

Selection Bias: basically, that your inferences will be biased if you use a non-random sample and pretend that it's random. — Uri Bram