Bathtub Quotes
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Bathtub Quotes & Sayings
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President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel?
— Greta Van Susteren
I have an intimate relationship with books. After all, I take them with me into the bathtub-not an invitation I offer lightly.
— Gina Barreca
Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn't the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Not following up with your prospects is the same as filling up your bathtub without first putting the stopper in the drain.
— Michelle Moore
I like to read in the bathtub. Ideally, that bathtub would be located on a small Greek island.
— Adam Mansbach
We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.
— Tom Dreesen
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.
— Charles Nelson Reilly
My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub.
— Grover Norquist
If you want to catch fish, don't throw your net into the bathtub.
— Reinhard Bonnke
This is bigger than a fart in a bathtub, you know.
— John Marsden
To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one.
— Akilnathan Logeswaran
You and I both worry about what it means to put our personal libraries onto one gadget and then what would happen if we dropped it in the bathtub ...
— Jason Merkoski
You are as innocent as a bathtub full of bulleta — Margaret Atwood
I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.
— Grover Norquist
The police, finding a corpse with twenty-eight stab wounds in a bathtub, suspected foul play.
— Tim Kreider
For some it is harder towrite a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic. — James N. Frey
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?""We have a very big bathtub. — Suzanne Collins
I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.
— Penn Jillette
Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub.
— Dianne Wiest
I slammed the door in her face and applied my bloody shoe to the lurkers in the bathtub,
— Deanna Raybourn
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There's a peculiar porcelain bathtub in a field; almost as though it has been placed there for Salvador Dali to come and capture.
— Tom Chesshyre
Scientists may have sophisticated laboratories,But never forget 'eureka' was inspired in a bathtub. — Toba Beta
I have to fill the bathtub with water.
— Nalini Singh
I have a beautiful, big bathtub.
— Mark Morris
Americans were saying good-by in voices that mimicked the cadence of water running into a large old bathtub.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
am talking to my imaginary friend. I invented him when I was seven. He is here in our bathtub. He has a bubble beard.
— Katherine Applegate
Hope is the soap that floats in the bathtub of life.
— Michael De Guzman
I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace's bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those 'pinch me' moments.
— Carolyn Murphy
What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was.
— Tom Robbins
I like to read either in motion or in water ... I am happiest reading in the bathtub.
— Walter Mosley
Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub.
— Robert Hunter
She wasn't afraid yet. It took a lot to terrify someone who played in time and space like a bathtub.
— Maggie Stiefvater
We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.
— Ethel Waters
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We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to.
— Grover Norquist
Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it.
— Margaret Atwood
Jason: Holy crap, is that a bathtub at the foot of your bed? That's awesome! Can I join?Julia: Hilarious. — Lauren Morrill
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
— Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.
— Conrad Hilton
The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.
— Terry Pratchett
Just saw two ants drown together in my bathtub and it reminded me of us: a love story.
— Melissa Broder
The black hardrubber bathtub stopper at the Parker house.
— Robert Lowell
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.'
— Sean Paul
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Americans are about four times as likely to drown in their bathtub as they are to die in a terrorist attack.
— Anonymous
