Baths Quotes: top 89 famous quotes about Baths

Baths Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Baths quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Picasso said that everything is a miracle, that it's a miracle that we don't dissolve in our baths. — Jean Cocteau

I like bubble baths. — Blake Shelton

Do you clean yourself before you take a bath? — Joseph Prince

I got bath water you could soak in, things I could do with lotion. — Drake

First, a bath. I'm feeling soiled. Too much contact with cold reality, I think. — Kerry Greenwood

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off. — Prince Philip

History is a bath of blood. — William James

Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself. — John Vianney

Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily. — Evan Esar

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it. — Laurence J. Peter

A good bathe when you really need it can get you over almost anything. — Lindsey Davis

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined. — Ambrose Bierce

Freedom is like taking a bath: You got to keep doing it every day. — Florynce Kennedy

My purpose holds, To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths Of all the western stars until I die. — Richard Flanagan

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man. — Homer

So, let me guess. You want me to give you flea baths?" They all wagged their tails excitedly at the idea. — Jody Morse

When I paint, the Sea Roars Others Splash about in the bath — Salvador Dali

The Italian proletariat needs a blood bath for it force to be renewed. — Benito Mussolini

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.' — Tim Vine

Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath. — Blake Shelton

All of cleanliness is neither embraced nor denied by the taking of cold baths. — Kathleen Norris

Chess is a cold bath for the mind — John Simon

Doing a picture with Willie Wyler is like getting the works at a Turkish bath. You damn near drown, but you come out smelling like a rose. — Charlton Heston

I often think that the Romans were fortunate; their civilization reached as far as hot baths without touching the fatal knowledge of machinery. — James Hilton

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you — Mae West

We don't ruminate during a fight. Maybe in a bath, or driving a car, or as we take a walk. But not right smack in the middle of a dramatic moment. — Dani Shapiro

I love to take baths. — Rachel Weisz

Go get a job after you take a bath. — Newt Gingrich

Is civilization only a higher form of idolatry, that man should bow down to a flesh-brush, to flannels, to baths, diet, exercise, and air? — Mary Baker Eddy

All right," sighed Madrigal. "To the baths, then. To make ourselves shiningly clean."
Like vegetable, she thought, before they go in the stew. — Laini Taylor

I believe your own accent is inimitable, though I shall practice it in my bath. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

What I want to know is, in the Middle Ages, did they do anything for Housemaid's Knee? What did they put in their hot baths after jousting? — H.G.Wells

You want to go in the steam bath to get your vocals sounding well, but you don't want your fingers to get soft. — Brian May

A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on. — Bobby Darin

Every week we ought to have one hour for recieving letters, then go take a bath. — Friedrich Nietzsche

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here. — L. Ron Hubbard

What the proletariat needs is a bath of blood. — Benito Mussolini

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp — Robin Williams

Anyone who thinks heaven is not hot water behind a locked door has forgotten what it means to live. — Lucy Frank

Writing has ... been to me like a bath from which I have risen feeling cleaner, healthier, and freer. — Henrik Ibsen

I never want to get to that level of poverty where taking a bath has to be a hot-pot experience. — Questlove

I eat pots of honey everywhere I go. I like anything sugary. And baths. I spend five hours in the bath. I eat in the bath. — Suki Waterhouse

I am sure there are things that can't be cured by a good bath but I can't think of one. — Sylvia Plath

Father says hot water can be as stimulating as an alcoholic drink and though I never come by one ... I can well believe it. — Dodie Smith

The boys at the baths loved me. Of course, they were all drunk and high and would've loved a French poodle barking out "Jingle Bells"! — Holly Woodlawn

In the evening of the first day my father conducted us to the public baths. — Mary Antin

Shunning the upstart shower, / The cold and cursory scrub, / I celebrate the power / That lies within the Tub. — Phyllis McGinley

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? — Jim McMahon

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that. — David Duchovny

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Lord Bath used to say of women, who are apt to say that they will follow their own judgment, that they could not follow a worse guide. — Horace Walpole

Motivation is like taking a bath; If you stop doing it, you begin to stink! — Zig Ziglar

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths. — Gelett Burgess

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

[My guilty pleasure is a] deep, eco-unfriendly, hot bath. Preferably with a glass of champagne and someone sitting on the loo seat gossiping. — Prue Leith

You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that. — Terry Pratchett

The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. — Hippocrates

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard. — Jeaniene Frost

Children should never have baths,' my grandmother said. 'It's a dangerous
habit.'
'I agree, Grandmamma. — Roald Dahl

I actually don't get massages very much. But Epsom salt baths are better than any massage. — Emilia Clarke

Yes, I still take my baths all day long. They're meditative. I have three a day. — Tom Ford

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. — Sylvia Plath

I take Epsom salt baths. — Aaron Carter

I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now. — Brian Austin Green

When I was young, I would sit in the bath and ideas would come to me. But I'm not young any more, so now I just sit in the bath. — Aki Kaurismaki

Taking baths in Africa was a real challenge at times. I got real dirty, and sometimes I stayed like that for 2 days. That was pretty hard going. — Kim Basinger

We been on the road for 18 hours ... I need a bath, some chow ... and then you and me sit down, and we talk about who dies,eh? — Al Capone

Baths, she thought, were just like her relationships, all "ooh, ah" in the beginning and then suddenly, without warning, she had to get out, out, out! — Liane Moriarty

I go for long walks in Newlands Forest in Cape Town, and I go to the Turkish baths on Sunday mornings. — Damon Galgut

A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be. — David Duchovny

Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun. — Jillian Barberie

Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe. — Greg Gutfeld

Steam-baths are excellent for severe colds, and for some disorders in the bowels. — Lydia Maria Francis Child

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression. — Dodie Smith

Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath. — Eamon

God is a spa-bath of water and we are all individual bubbles — Phil Collins

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament. — Ogden Nash

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen

I actually like being alone. I spend most evenings reading and taking long baths. — Shonda Rhimes

I don't care if you make a print on a bath mat, just as long as it is a good print. — Edward Weston

Baths are my favorite thing. I can have two, three a day. — Kristin Scott Thomas

I love standing under a steaming shower when I'm tired in the morning. I don't really get a chance for baths. — Suzanne Shaw

Sydney's most famous beach is Bondi. At its southern end is Bondi Baths, an eight-lane, 50-meter saltwater pool built into the cliffs. — Raymond Bonner

Real men don't take Baths! — Jay Crownover

The negro has maintained his racial purity by his well known habit of
avoiding baths — Che Guevara

The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel as a tapestry. — Douglas Adams

The gentlemen like it when a lady smells sweet. — Bertrice Small

The pest, in a sense, is a very superior being to us: he knows where to find us and how
usually in the bath or in sexual intercourse or asleep. — Charles Bukowski