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Fate. I bloody hate Fate. He's such a nosey bastard. — K.F. Breene

I'm still convinced you're doing my GTO, you bastard. — J.R. Ward

Watch over my brother, you bloody bastard, he's one of yours.
Tyrion praying to the Warrior — George R R Martin

Saddam was a bastard, but he was our bastard. — Phil Donahue

that arrogant bastard Gunther shit-canned the — Vincent L. Scarsella

I just can't believe that life would give us to each other,' he said, 'and then take it back.'

'I can,' she said. 'Life's a bastard. — Rainbow Rowell

If you wanna look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money
Aooow ... — Ol' Dirty Bastard

The moment you walk into a room you brighten it, Lucy Fitzpatrick, and I for one feel like the luckiest bastard in the world for having known you. — L. H. Cosway

Tell him that I am quite specifically in desperate need of a redheaded bastard."
Julius blinked. "And that will help, will it? — K.J. Charles

Fuck off and die, you putrid bastard. (Jericho) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's incredible how someone can look so right and feel so wrong. Kent is a lucky bastard. — Tahereh Mafi

You're right Acheron. I am a selfish bastard. I had to be, because no one else gave a single shit about me except me — Sherrilyn Kenyon

A man who loves money is a bastard, someone to be hated. A man who can't take care of it is a fool. You don't hate him, but you got to pity him. — Stephen King

Will you make me the luckiest bastard on Earth and marry me, Katy Swartz? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I, of course, took the opportunity to interpose with pigheaded Wallace pride, 'I am not English, you ignorant Jerry bastard, I am a SCOT. — Elizabeth Wein

I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. — Babe Ruth

How come every squitty little shitty snotty bastard knows my name? — Nick Hornby

No matter how angry she was at him, she didn't want to see that cocky bastard eliminated from the face of the earth. — Elle Kennedy

It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard. — Megan Keith

Man, it was a good thing he fought like a nasty bastard or he might have been taken for a nancy. — J.R. Ward

Bran was always a deceptive bastard, gentle and mild right up until he ripped your throat out. He had many other fine qualities as well. — Patricia Briggs

A battered wife is a married woman until she gets a divorce. Or until she kills the bastard. — John Grisham

You're a bastard, you know that?"

"Being an orphan, I have no idea, but you might be right. Now, can we eat? — Michael J. Sullivan

Only a bastard would want to take her to bed and get her naked right now. Ergo, I was such a dirty bastard.
Ethan — Raine Miller

Cage felt like he was looking in a mirror thirty years in the future. A cranky, pissed off, judgmental bastard of a mirror. — Madeline Sheehan

Throwing blondes at Locke Lamora was not unlike throwing lettuce at sharks. — Scott Lynch

I didn't forget it. It's a cranky bastard when it doesn't get time to snuggle in my bunk. It was napping, not dead. — Kim Holden

Life,' thought Septimus, ... 'you could never trust the bastard. What it gives with one hand, it takes away with the other. — M.L. Stedman

Yes, it's comforting to know, when you think about it, that only man can be a bastard — Stanislaw Lem

Cry for cut n stiches nt for bastard n bitches...
I may b slow walker but i never walk bachward
cowardly man bark loudest... — Britt Gettys

Ari turned to face the huge Jinn with fury in her eyes. "You bastard."
"Actually, I have a father. I just don't like him very much. — Samantha Young

God, he's such a cocky, arrogant bastard at times.
And I totally fancy him.
No I don't.
Yes, I do.
No. I. Don't.
Ah fuck. — Samantha Towle

Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of
Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy
Stardust. — FayJay

The last one was a bitch. this one was three bitches and a bastard — George R R Martin

Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I'm scared of that crap. I don't know if I can fight or survive life's shit again. — Becca Lee

If Castle Dracula screwed a hospital, this would be the bastard offspring. — Larissa Ione

You want to change the world? Now is your chance! Go show this bastard what you are made of! — Wesley Chu

Every dwarf is a bastard in his father's eyes. — George R R Martin

I wish people weren't so set on being themselves, when that means being a bastard. — Robertson Davies

What the hell, man?" Dawson exploded, hands flying up. "I was on level sixty-nine of Candy Crush, you bastard. Do you know how hard that - ? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare. — Ol' Dirty Bastard

bastard children. Pull — Veronica Roth

Me: I think we should have sex again.
Royce: Bad idea.
Me: Why?
Royce: I want more from you than sex.
Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard. — Gena Showalter

Love is a heartless bastard — Tahereh Mafi

Heavenly Bastard in the Sky — Xiaolu Guo

People decide how to live their own lives! A scum bastard doesn't have the right to chain anyone down! -Sven to Torneo — Kentaro Yabuki

Wake up, you bastard," - he said. "You fucker. I can't believe that you would ... "
And he began to cry. — Maggie Stiefvater

I hope you nail the bastard."

So does he. — Nenia Campbell

His middle name has got to be Arrogant Bastard because that's what he is. — Victoria Denault

Life's a bastard then you die. Then death seems determined to be a bigger bastard by setting demons loose on you. — Ian Atkinson

I love you, Jude."
...
"And that makes me the luckiest bastard in the world. — Nicole Williams

So, this is Oberon's little bastard.

-Meghan — Julie Kagawa

Playing the martyr doesn't suit you, Leila.'
'Maybe not, but playing the complete and utter bastard clearly suits you. — Lindsay J. Pryor

I'm a bastard but even I don't kill my own people, unless it's absolutely necessary. — Ilona Andrews

Your balls + my gun, you rat bastard. — Dianne Sylvan

Shitting fucking bastard! Fuck off you massive cockwank!' - Misty Meanor, during a particularly stressful encounter. — Matthew Sylvester

I think you enjoy messing with people."
"That's a purely hypothetical supposition on your part," the bastard says. — Nenia Campbell

That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass. — Vonnie Davis

He'd now officially become his brother's bastard child who impregnated his stepsister. — Penelope Ward

Sometimes one forgets that not everyone in this world is a bastard. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

A tale may have exactly three beginnings: one for the audience, one for the artist, and one for the poor bastard who has to live in it. — Catherynne M Valente

The bastard even limped fast. — Rosemary Clement-Moore

Van Holtz, you bastard! You're doing this on purp ... on ... oh! That feels very nice. Do that again. — Shelly Laurenston

That bastard crazy. — Graham Roumieu

In the democratic western countries so-called capitalism leads a saturnalia of 'freedom', like a bastard brother of reform. — Wyndham Lewis

Real happiness, in politics, is a wide-open hammer shot on some poor bastard who knows he's been trapped, but can't flee. — Hunter S. Thompson

Fuck fate; the guy's a bastard. — Rachel A. Marks

8 went down and didn't rise. The Bastard's candle had been snuffed. BleakWarrior, — Alistair Rennie

Christopher Tietjens is a sad sorry bastard who just refuses to get out of the way on the oncoming train of change. — Ada Maria Soto

jammed inside the bastard for three hours.'). And that bridge, the bridge . . . have to make a pilgrimage to — Iain Banks

I think it's your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard. — Billie Joe Armstrong

The dog-faced, small-cocked, hypocrite bastard son of a weasel and a whore bowed and escorted his wife from the house. — James S.A. Corey

Call me later, you'd said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you, Ed, the most, on the phone, you beautiful bastard. — Daniel Handler

I knew everything happened for a reason. I just wished the reason would hurry up and make itself known. — Christina Lauren

There's no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive. — Christina Lauren

The play you're referring to. It's Pygmalion. My Fair Lady is just its bastard offspring. I — Jojo Moyes

But if you kill all the bad people ... you will be the only bastard left. — Tsugumi Ohba

You're a dirty bastard"
"Are you complaining?"
"No — Moira Rogers

Presumptuous bastard,' Tak said. 'Sunset? He might at least wait and see if there's a tomorrow morning. — Samuel R. Delany

If you write a book that's as powerful and successful as 'Bastard,' there's a strong desire to prove there's something else. — Dorothy Allison

I wasn't a complete bastard. If she liked to think she saw good in me, if she wanted to take credit for it, I'd let her. She deserved that much. — Nenia Campbell

The old man was cranky, bitter bastard, but it's the thorn in your side that leaves the biggest hole. — Jodi Picoult

I play sad bastard music. For the money. — J. Tillman

'cause haters wanna shoot, everything that shine
So I'm prepared, to lock and load my rhymes — Ol' Dirty Bastard

Did that dog just call me a bastard?" asked Sam. — Dan Wells

God, he was an evil bastard, but boy was he good! — MFR

Bastard had the bad manners to die before we were through talking to him. — Maya Banks

The knocking persisted. It wasn't Derek. His knock would be careful, almost apologetic. This bastard knocked like he was doing me a favor. — Ilona Andrews

You may be a manipulative bastard sometimes, but you are our manipulative bastard. — Laurell K. Hamilton

On mobile phones: "It looks like a TV remote fucked a little typewriter and this is the bastard offspring — Richard Kadrey

I hope it's the worst fuck you've ever had, you ruthless, manipulating bastard."
"Pillow talk already?" he replied with a slight grin. — Jeaniene Frost

Paranoia, the first cousin of a bastard named fear — Eric Jerome Dickey

My feet hurt, Hell-Bard."
"Good for you."
"My wrists hurt too."
"Fascinating."
... "You're a bastard. — Susan Dennard

He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard. — Megan Erickson

It's always the bastard who is most patriotic. — Anthony Marais

A black sheep is a biting beast. — Thomas Bastard

Bastard could hold onto a grudge like he had Superglue hands. — K.A. Mitchell

This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous? — Susan Juby

You're a bastard, and this doesn't seem like a typical bastard activity. — Maggie Stiefvater

You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied. — Jonas Eriksson