Bastard Quotes
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Fate. I bloody hate Fate. He's such a nosey bastard.
— K.F. Breene
Watch over my brother, you bloody bastard, he's one of yours.
Tyrion praying to the Warrior — George R R Martin
Tyrion praying to the Warrior — George R R Martin
Saddam was a bastard, but he was our bastard.
— Phil Donahue
that arrogant bastard Gunther shit-canned the
— Vincent L. Scarsella
I just can't believe that life would give us to each other,' he said, 'and then take it back.'
'I can,' she said. 'Life's a bastard. — Rainbow Rowell
'I can,' she said. 'Life's a bastard. — Rainbow Rowell
If you wanna look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money
Aooow ... — Ol' Dirty Bastard
Aooow ... — Ol' Dirty Bastard
The moment you walk into a room you brighten it, Lucy Fitzpatrick, and I for one feel like the luckiest bastard in the world for having known you.
— L. H. Cosway
Tell him that I am quite specifically in desperate need of a redheaded bastard."
Julius blinked. "And that will help, will it? — K.J. Charles
Julius blinked. "And that will help, will it? — K.J. Charles
Fuck off and die, you putrid bastard. (Jericho)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's incredible how someone can look so right and feel so wrong. Kent is a lucky bastard.
— Tahereh Mafi
You're right Acheron. I am a selfish bastard. I had to be, because no one else gave a single shit about me except me
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
A man who loves money is a bastard, someone to be hated. A man who can't take care of it is a fool. You don't hate him, but you got to pity him.
— Stephen King
Will you make me the luckiest bastard on Earth and marry me, Katy Swartz?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I, of course, took the opportunity to interpose with pigheaded Wallace pride, 'I am not English, you ignorant Jerry bastard, I am a SCOT.
— Elizabeth Wein
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
— Babe Ruth
No matter how angry she was at him, she didn't want to see that cocky bastard eliminated from the face of the earth.
— Elle Kennedy
It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.
— Megan Keith
Man, it was a good thing he fought like a nasty bastard or he might have been taken for a nancy.
— J.R. Ward
Bran was always a deceptive bastard, gentle and mild right up until he ripped your throat out. He had many other fine qualities as well.
— Patricia Briggs
A battered wife is a married woman until she gets a divorce. Or until she kills the bastard.
— John Grisham
You're a bastard, you know that?"
"Being an orphan, I have no idea, but you might be right. Now, can we eat? — Michael J. Sullivan
"Being an orphan, I have no idea, but you might be right. Now, can we eat? — Michael J. Sullivan
Only a bastard would want to take her to bed and get her naked right now. Ergo, I was such a dirty bastard.
Ethan — Raine Miller
Ethan — Raine Miller
Cage felt like he was looking in a mirror thirty years in the future. A cranky, pissed off, judgmental bastard of a mirror.
— Madeline Sheehan
I didn't forget it. It's a cranky bastard when it doesn't get time to snuggle in my bunk. It was napping, not dead.
— Kim Holden
Life,' thought Septimus, ... 'you could never trust the bastard. What it gives with one hand, it takes away with the other.
— M.L. Stedman
Yes, it's comforting to know, when you think about it, that only man can be a bastard
— Stanislaw Lem
Cry for cut n stiches nt for bastard n bitches...
I may b slow walker but i never walk bachward
cowardly man bark loudest... — Britt Gettys
I may b slow walker but i never walk bachward
cowardly man bark loudest... — Britt Gettys
Ari turned to face the huge Jinn with fury in her eyes. "You bastard."
"Actually, I have a father. I just don't like him very much. — Samantha Young
"Actually, I have a father. I just don't like him very much. — Samantha Young
God, he's such a cocky, arrogant bastard at times.
And I totally fancy him.
No I don't.
Yes, I do.
No. I. Don't.
Ah fuck. — Samantha Towle
And I totally fancy him.
No I don't.
Yes, I do.
No. I. Don't.
Ah fuck. — Samantha Towle
Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of
Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy
Stardust. — FayJay
Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy
Stardust. — FayJay
The last one was a bitch. this one was three bitches and a bastard
— George R R Martin
Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I'm scared of that crap. I don't know if I can fight or survive life's shit again.
— Becca Lee
You want to change the world? Now is your chance! Go show this bastard what you are made of!
— Wesley Chu
Every dwarf is a bastard in his father's eyes.
— George R R Martin
I wish people weren't so set on being themselves, when that means being a bastard.
— Robertson Davies
What the hell, man?" Dawson exploded, hands flying up. "I was on level sixty-nine of Candy Crush, you bastard. Do you know how hard that - ?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare.
— Ol' Dirty Bastard
bastard children. Pull
— Veronica Roth
Me: I think we should have sex again.
Royce: Bad idea.
Me: Why?
Royce: I want more from you than sex.
Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard. — Gena Showalter
Royce: Bad idea.
Me: Why?
Royce: I want more from you than sex.
Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard. — Gena Showalter
Love is a heartless bastard
— Tahereh Mafi
Heavenly Bastard in the Sky
— Xiaolu Guo
People decide how to live their own lives! A scum bastard doesn't have the right to chain anyone down! -Sven to Torneo
— Kentaro Yabuki
Wake up, you bastard," - he said. "You fucker. I can't believe that you would ... "
And he began to cry. — Maggie Stiefvater
And he began to cry. — Maggie Stiefvater
I hope you nail the bastard."
So does he. — Nenia Campbell
So does he. — Nenia Campbell
His middle name has got to be Arrogant Bastard because that's what he is.
— Victoria Denault
Life's a bastard then you die. Then death seems determined to be a bigger bastard by setting demons loose on you.
— Ian Atkinson
So, this is Oberon's little bastard.
-Meghan — Julie Kagawa
-Meghan — Julie Kagawa
Playing the martyr doesn't suit you, Leila.'
'Maybe not, but playing the complete and utter bastard clearly suits you. — Lindsay J. Pryor
'Maybe not, but playing the complete and utter bastard clearly suits you. — Lindsay J. Pryor
I'm a bastard but even I don't kill my own people, unless it's absolutely necessary.
— Ilona Andrews
Your balls + my gun, you rat bastard.
— Dianne Sylvan
Shitting fucking bastard! Fuck off you massive cockwank!' - Misty Meanor, during a particularly stressful encounter.
— Matthew Sylvester
I think you enjoy messing with people."
"That's a purely hypothetical supposition on your part," the bastard says. — Nenia Campbell
"That's a purely hypothetical supposition on your part," the bastard says. — Nenia Campbell
That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass.
— Vonnie Davis
He'd now officially become his brother's bastard child who impregnated his stepsister.
— Penelope Ward
Sometimes one forgets that not everyone in this world is a bastard.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A tale may have exactly three beginnings: one for the audience, one for the artist, and one for the poor bastard who has to live in it.
— Catherynne M Valente
The bastard even limped fast.
— Rosemary Clement-Moore
Van Holtz, you bastard! You're doing this on purp ... on ... oh! That feels very nice. Do that again.
— Shelly Laurenston
That bastard crazy.
— Graham Roumieu
In the democratic western countries so-called capitalism leads a saturnalia of 'freedom', like a bastard brother of reform.
— Wyndham Lewis
Real happiness, in politics, is a wide-open hammer shot on some poor bastard who knows he's been trapped, but can't flee.
— Hunter S. Thompson
Fuck fate; the guy's a bastard.
— Rachel A. Marks
Christopher Tietjens is a sad sorry bastard who just refuses to get out of the way on the oncoming train of change.
— Ada Maria Soto
jammed inside the bastard for three hours.'). And that bridge, the bridge . . . have to make a pilgrimage to
— Iain Banks
I think it's your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
The dog-faced, small-cocked, hypocrite bastard son of a weasel and a whore bowed and escorted his wife from the house.
— James S.A. Corey
Call me later, you'd said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you, Ed, the most, on the phone, you beautiful bastard.
— Daniel Handler
I knew everything happened for a reason. I just wished the reason would hurry up and make itself known.
— Christina Lauren
There's no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.
— Christina Lauren
The play you're referring to. It's Pygmalion. My Fair Lady is just its bastard offspring. I
— Jojo Moyes
You're a dirty bastard"
"Are you complaining?"
"No — Moira Rogers
"Are you complaining?"
"No — Moira Rogers
Presumptuous bastard,' Tak said. 'Sunset? He might at least wait and see if there's a tomorrow morning.
— Samuel R. Delany
If you write a book that's as powerful and successful as 'Bastard,' there's a strong desire to prove there's something else.
— Dorothy Allison
I wasn't a complete bastard. If she liked to think she saw good in me, if she wanted to take credit for it, I'd let her. She deserved that much.
— Nenia Campbell
The old man was cranky, bitter bastard, but it's the thorn in your side that leaves the biggest hole.
— Jodi Picoult
I play sad bastard music. For the money.
— J. Tillman
'cause haters wanna shoot, everything that shine
So I'm prepared, to lock and load my rhymes — Ol' Dirty Bastard
So I'm prepared, to lock and load my rhymes — Ol' Dirty Bastard
Did that dog just call me a bastard?" asked Sam.
— Dan Wells
The knocking persisted. It wasn't Derek. His knock would be careful, almost apologetic. This bastard knocked like he was doing me a favor.
— Ilona Andrews
You may be a manipulative bastard sometimes, but you are our manipulative bastard.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
On mobile phones: "It looks like a TV remote fucked a little typewriter and this is the bastard offspring
— Richard Kadrey
I hope it's the worst fuck you've ever had, you ruthless, manipulating bastard."
"Pillow talk already?" he replied with a slight grin. — Jeaniene Frost
"Pillow talk already?" he replied with a slight grin. — Jeaniene Frost
Paranoia, the first cousin of a bastard named fear
— Eric Jerome Dickey
My feet hurt, Hell-Bard."
"Good for you."
"My wrists hurt too."
"Fascinating."
... "You're a bastard. — Susan Dennard
"Good for you."
"My wrists hurt too."
"Fascinating."
... "You're a bastard. — Susan Dennard
He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard.
— Megan Erickson
It's always the bastard who is most patriotic.
— Anthony Marais
A black sheep is a biting beast.
— Thomas Bastard
Bastard could hold onto a grudge like he had Superglue hands.
— K.A. Mitchell
This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?
— Susan Juby
You're a bastard, and this doesn't seem like a typical bastard activity.
— Maggie Stiefvater