Baseball Bat Quotes
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Baseball Bat Quotes & Sayings
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I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.
— Andy Van Slyke
My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity fromprosecution and c) a baseball bat. — Terry Pratchett
My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.
— Dick Gregory
When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat
— Stieg Larsson
It is the difference between hitting with a pillow and hitting with a baseball bat.
— William Brohaugh
I think you intentionally overreacted. Like killing a fly with a baseball bat, just to make sure it never bothers you again.
— Kelley Armstrong
Next time you want to hit mehit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! — Stephenie Meyer
You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys.
— Dale Long
If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.
— Joey Jordison
An alluring woman need not bat an eyelash
to hit a homer
and steal a man's heart. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen
He was also a terrific baseball player. That's what had helped him refine his waist: tens of thousands of reps twisting to swing a bat.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved.
— W.P. Kinsella
And if I see you step foot on my property again, I'll do more than make a phone call, he says, waving the baseball bat around menacingly.
— Sarah Darer Littman
If you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light.
— Marianne Williamson
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.
— Louis Tomlinson
Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind.
— Irvine Welsh
I hated to bat against Drysdale. After he hit you he'd come around, look at the bruise on your arm and say, 'Do you want me to sign it?'
— Mickey Mantle
We try to take it from one at-bat to the next, ya know it's easier said than done, but all put together it looks good in the end.
— Evan Longoria
Babe Ruth made a baseball fan of me. I used to go to Yankee Stadium just to see him come to bat.
— Effa Manley
A brilliant idea without action is like Mark McGwire playing baseball without a bat.
— Jack Canfield
There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat.
— Jared Leto
When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat.
— Evel Knievel
To enter the past is like poking a baseball bat into a spiderweb: it can't be done subtly or delicately.
— Robert Silverberg
The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely.
— Ted Williams