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Baseball Bat Quotes & Sayings

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I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'. — Andy Van Slyke

My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from
prosecution and c) a baseball bat. — Terry Pratchett

My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. — Rodney Dangerfield

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot. — Dick Gregory

Young man, if that bat comes down, you're out of the game — Bill Klem

You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. — Eli Roth

When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat — Stieg Larsson

It is the difference between hitting with a pillow and hitting with a baseball bat. — William Brohaugh

DIE!" Gleeson Hedge dropped directly behind Orion, smacking his baseball bat over the giant's head so hard the Louisville Slugger cracked in half. — Rick Riordan

I think you intentionally overreacted. Like killing a fly with a baseball bat, just to make sure it never bothers you again. — Kelley Armstrong

Next time you want to hit me
hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! — Stephenie Meyer

I don't make speeches. I just let my bat speak for me in the summertime. — Honus Wagner

I grew up in the '60s, which was a creative time, so it wasn't that big of a stretch to go from a baseball bat to a guitar to a film camera. — Abel Ferrara

You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys. — Dale Long

He (Eric Davis) gets power from his bat speed ... it's like he has cork in his arms. — Pete Rose

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat. — Joey Jordison

An alluring woman
need not bat an eyelash
to hit a homer
and steal a man's heart. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

One guy wore nothing but a Speedo. He'd painted himself blue and was armed only with a baseball bat. Across his chest were the words COME AT ME, BRO. — Rick Riordan

How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm. — Luke Scott

He was also a terrific baseball player. That's what had helped him refine his waist: tens of thousands of reps twisting to swing a bat. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved. — W.P. Kinsella

And if I see you step foot on my property again, I'll do more than make a phone call, he says, waving the baseball bat around menacingly. — Sarah Darer Littman

If you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light. — Marianne Williamson

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat. — Louis Tomlinson

Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind. — Irvine Welsh

I hated to bat against Drysdale. After he hit you he'd come around, look at the bruise on your arm and say, 'Do you want me to sign it?' — Mickey Mantle

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. — Jerry Coleman

We try to take it from one at-bat to the next, ya know it's easier said than done, but all put together it looks good in the end. — Evan Longoria

No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done. — Garth Ennis

Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. — Joe Schultz

Babe Ruth made a baseball fan of me. I used to go to Yankee Stadium just to see him come to bat. — Effa Manley

A brilliant idea without action is like Mark McGwire playing baseball without a bat. — Jack Canfield

There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat. — Jared Leto

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball. — Dizzy Dean

When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. — Evel Knievel

To enter the past is like poking a baseball bat into a spiderweb: it can't be done subtly or delicately. — Robert Silverberg

I don't care where you are, but the fans only remember your last time at bat. — Mike Ditka

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. — Joel Osteen

The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. — Ted Williams