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Banter Quotes & Sayings

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I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong. — Scott Blagden

Are you a murderer?"
"That depends, are you one of those animal activist[s] that believe meat is murder? — Tammy Blackwell

Your pussy taste like night."
"It's enchanted. — Misty Kayn

Get a grip. You're pricklier than a feral cat," he said, sitting up.
"Too bad for you, I'm not in heat," I said, calming down. — Tiffany King

Why does it not surprise me that you talk during sex? — Suzanne Brockmann

Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.'

'Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese. — Natasha Pulley

Two characters and sexy banter do not a book make, damn it. — Sherry Thomas

Did you know that your open thighs are directly responsible for my renewable energy source? — Penelope Douglas

A certain luxury when you get to writing a novel is to have the space to have your characters just banter. — David Benioff

You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"

"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane

Don't flash those green doe eyes at me."
"They don't melt your heart of stone?" I banter.
"Stone can't fucking melt ... it just grows hot. — Krista Ritchie

I don't banter with the audience, cause I don't have anything to say to them, and I'm not feeling any sense of ease or camaraderie when I'm on stage. — Dan Bejar

Long standing hatred between a man and a woman is just unspoken attraction that has bruised egos. — Shannon L. Alder

You know, stealing someone's kill is bad form," he complained, cutting through the quiet tension. — Katherine McIntyre

Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker. — Josh Bazell

There is nothing sexier than sword fight. — Stana Katic

Why don't we keep that secret? Hunters will lose their reputations if we're seen saving puppies and painting flowers. — Katherine McIntyre

How about I call you when I finish this?"
"But you don't even have my phone number," he said.
"I strongly suspect you write it in the book. — John Green

We don't know," Gansey said, around his straw. "Why is the tea so good here?"
"I spit in it. Let me see this thing. — Maggie Stiefvater

He felt like a green-as-grass PFC from Dubuque, Iowa, trading banter with the hardened South Vietnamese regular attached to his unit. "So, — Lev Grossman

Being told that you are good at banter is like being told that you are a good person. — Dar Williams

Banter is often a proof of want of intelligence. — Jean De La Bruyere

[ ... ]my memory is reasonably good - unlike yours, dear sir!"
"Mine is erratic," he said imperturbably. "I remember only what interests me. — Georgette Heyer

I was thinking - I'd like to fuck that smart mouth of yours and make you swallow my cum. ~Eric~ — Courtney Lane

[The Front Page] is still full of peppy banter as it sends its seedy knights after cheap scoops. — Jay Carr

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. — Bruce Forsyth

You took so long I got bored." She widened her smile, teeth showing. "Next time freshen up quicker, princess. — Katherine McIntyre

I would sooner converse with a snake!" He side-stepped the clutter.
"Speak and have done. Even snakes prefer their choice of company. — Janny Wurts

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? — Lilith Saintcrow

The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place. — Katherine McIntyre

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic. — Emma Watson

Just get up. What's your name, kid?"
"G-man"
"I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say on your driver's license? — Tad Williams

Silver Avalanche coming up the driveway," calls Jeffrey from upstairs.
"What are you, security?" I call back. — Cynthia Hand

I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don't think you can beat my vibrator. — Anna Bayes

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books — Stephen Fry

You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? — Lorelei James

Did you know it's always been my fantasy to do a chick on a swing?"
"Did you know it's a federal ofense to have sex on a playground? — C.M. Stunich

banter because I caught her sitting at the top of — Tina Smith-Brown

You're a psychopath."
"I prefer creative. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I wasn't a regular, avid 'Bones' fan, but I'd certainly seen it. I liked the banter; I liked the people and that world. — Geoff Stults

Audience member: Living Room!
Sara: Kitchen — Sara Quin

You need to own your feelings. Get more comfortable expressing yourself."
"How about I express you out the nearest window? — Greg Cox

Sir,"she said,"you are no gentleman!"
An apt observation,"he answered airily."And, you, Miss, are no lady. — Margaret Mitchell

What a world is this, and how does fortune banter us! — Henry St John, 1st Viscount Bolingbroke

Mina's mouth dropped open, and he bent his head as if to kiss her. She jammed her gun barrel under his chin. He grinned. — Meljean Brook

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn? — Jonas Jonasson

No jokes, no banter. No pre-mission — Lee Child

What is that *smell*?"
Eliot shook his head. "I keep telling you, it's fresh air. — Keith R.A. DeCandido

First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams

Horrible sense of humor?" Hunter's eyes twinkled as he engaged in our banter. "Compared to your one-word witticisms, I'm a fountain of entertainment. — Katherine McIntyre

[Arthur to Merlin]
I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you. — FayJay

All government is founded on compromise and banter. — Edmund Burke

I'm sorry," V'Aidan
"No, you're not." Erin
"No, I'm not, but I don't want you to be angry with me for it." V'Aidan
"You're evil." Erin — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If a guy can't even handle my words, I don't think he can handle me as a person. — Anna Bayes

Why, whatever were we thinking, Cassie?" I find my voice and try to keep up with the banter. "We're not being very ladylike, at all! — Kandi Steiner

Whatever you say, sweetheart." He sent her a wink, a devilish one, the same one he no doubt used to sear the panties off his dates. — Jessica Lemmon

What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?"
"Huh ... it's kind of warm considering hell has just frozen over — R.S. Burnett

Their banter was rich and comfortable, their teasing intimate and profound; their 'I love you' without the use of those startling words. — Sarah Winman

Nora: "How do you feel?"
Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober. — Dashiell Hammett

I figured it was probably best for me to leave that bicycle back there for a real emergency. — Suzanne Brockmann

I miss the banter with friends and family, which more often than not takes place within the confines of a decent public house. So I miss the pubs. — Chris Vance

Jimmy was in a league of his own when it came to puerile, half-pissed badinage. — Jamie Holoran

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight. — Mark A. Cooper

Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?"
Nora: "No, thanks."
Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one. — Dashiell Hammett

Barbed banter was the coin of their realm and heartfelt admissions of affection were rejected out of hand as counterfeit. — Sharon Kay Penman

I have never been with an ugly woman!" he argues.
"You've never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either — R.S. Burnett

Call me babe again, and I'll slit your throat," she said, the sweetness in her voice a direct contradiction to the daggers she gave him. — Katherine McIntyre

You heard Alanna. Someone's got to be on you at all times." His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day. — Katherine McIntyre

A little playful banter never hurt - or did it? - Emma — Martha Sweeney