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Bank Holiday Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Paulo Coelho: You can't change the wind. But you can

You can't change the wind. But you can adjust the sails to reach your destination — Paulo Coelho

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: If he had been a dog in a

If he had been a dog in a city, a policeman would have shot him and sent his head to a laboratory, to see if he had rabies. So it goes. — Kurt Vonnegut

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Arthur Conan Doyle: Horses: dangerous on both ends and crafty in

Horses: dangerous on both ends and crafty in the middle — Arthur Conan Doyle

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Donald Barthelme: [picket sign] COGITO ERGO NOTHING! ... [casual passerby:]

[picket sign] COGITO ERGO NOTHING! ... [casual passerby:] "Cogito ergo your ass" ... — Donald Barthelme

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Michael Bloomberg: People use so much more health care when

People use so much more health care when they live longer. — Michael Bloomberg

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By George Clooney: I grew up in the world of bad

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on. — George Clooney

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Bruce Wilkinson: God's power under us, in us, surging through

God's power under us, in us, surging through us, is exactly what turns dependence into unforgettable experiences of completeness. — Bruce Wilkinson

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Michael Shermer: The "hypocrite" is the critic who disguises his

The "hypocrite" is the critic who disguises his own failings by focusing attention on the failings of others. — Michael Shermer

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Evelyn Waugh: It's a great thing in life to have

It's a great thing in life to have a place you can't be moved from - too few of them — Evelyn Waugh

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: Purity of personal life is the one indispensable

Purity of personal life is the one indispensable condition for building up a sound education. — Mahatma Gandhi

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Karl Lagerfeld: It would have been difficult to have an

It would have been difficult to have an ugly daughter. — Karl Lagerfeld

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Daren Dean: Getting cheated on is far worse than taking

Getting cheated on is far worse than taking a beating. Just listen to all them records about it if you don't believe me. — Daren Dean

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Amanda Quick: For pity's sake, you are lying in a

For pity's sake, you are lying in a coffin, Mrs. Crofton. Unless you wish to be buried, I strongly suggest that you resurrect yourself immediately. — Amanda Quick

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: From what we cannot hold the stars are

From what we cannot hold the stars are made. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Bank Holiday Funny Quotes By Suzy Kassem: Beware of those who criticize you when you

Beware of those who criticize you when you deserve some praise for an achievement, for it is they who secretly desire to be worshiped. — Suzy Kassem