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Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

ANGEL: I I I I
Am the Bird of America, the Bald Eagle,
Continental Principality,
LUMEN PHOSPHOR FLUOR CANDLE! — Tony Kushner

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. — Harry Hill

Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And ... if you can, die smiling.
(Isshin Kurosaki) — Tite Kubo

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. — Karl Pilkington

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
You never answered my question and it was very important.
ARE YOU BALD? — Jean Webster

Who lets slip fortune, her shall never find: Occasion once past by, is bald behind. — Abraham Cowley

In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look. — Vir Das

The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn in people's sides all of her life. — Fran Lebowitz

I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix. — Tony Campolo

If I were fierce, and bald, and short of breath,I'd live with scarlet Majors at the Base,And speed glum heroes up the line of death. — Siegfried Sassoon

In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers. — Tea Obreht

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. — Evan Esar

Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two. — Victor Gold

The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter. — Pete Townshend

Darkdoom? Darkdoom did this?" Nero was visibly surprised. He placed a hand on his forehead, rubbing his temples. "Oh, why is it always the bald ones? — Mark Walden

It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles. — Karen Armstrong

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee. — Jason Alexander

Listen," said the Hemulen. "I was born bald on top and really I get along very well. — Tove Jansson

Philanthropist. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket ... — Ambrose Bierce

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald. — Woody Allen

As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives. — Brendan Jack

Then she yelled after the girl, 'No, we haven't seen any bald 'uns all days. But yesterday seventeen of 'em went by. Arm in arm! — Astrid Lindgren

You see, being bald and wearing that gray starship uniform, I would have looked like a boy. I wanted to look like a sexy female. — Persis Khambatta

Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little. — Fred Astaire

I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine. — Telly Savalas

What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on! — Gail Porter

I didn't say it was majestic. It's a dick, not a bald eagle in flight. — Tiffany Reisz

Who ever heard of a bald superhero over thirty — Lesleyann Anderson

If you're running around on bald tires, it doesn't take a special nail. — David Long

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can. — Triple H

It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked. — Bion Of Borysthenes

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. — Eugene Field

Only one person in Ely had such a tall, stout frame and such a long, bald, peanut-shaped head. — Julie Berry

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? — Joe Cocker

Being bald is no fun. — Maura Tierney

Better a bald head than none at all. — Austin O'Malley

Like an eagle, dude. Like a freaking bald-assed eagle. — Victoria Scott

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. — Helen Rowland

All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same. — Moby

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican. — Roddy Doyle

Hopes dance best on bald men's hair — E. E. Cummings

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. — Wayne Rooney

How do you keep cheer when you go from beautiful to bald in three days? — Ananda Shankar Jayant

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around. — Francois Rabelais

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. — Jim Gaffigan

Only a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions. — Robert A. Heinlein

Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next. — Chris Cooper

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler

I retired at age 40 because my daughters looked at me one day and said: 'Dad, being bald and wearing shorts doesn't look good together'. — Alfredo Di Stefano

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball! — James Taylor

Ser Boros was a bald man with a jowly face, — Anonymous

I grossly miscalculated the trajectory of his hotness. He was fat, had three chins, and no neck. And he was bald. He looked like a giant toe. — Leah Marie Brown

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. — Louise Rennison

Bald is the new black! — Gail Porter

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. — Jennifer Coolidge

Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous. — Isaac Asimov

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. — Christopher Moore

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald". — Rita Rudner

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. — Marvin Hagler

Women love a self-confident bald man. — Larry David

If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned. — Benjamin Franklin

with a goofy-looking bald baby on the cover. Dad disappeared — Gayle Forman

All beliefs are bald ideas. — Francis Picabia

Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. — W.S. Gilbert

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly? — Julio Iglesias

I think it's better to be a hair band than a bald band. — Warren DeMartini

Going bald is a mohawk-having man's worst nightmare. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. — Rich Hall

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage. — Jimmy Breslin

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument. — Mark Twain

Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. — Ambrose Bierce

Here, said the nuggety bald fixture. You look dry as a camel's cookie. — Tim Winton

I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading. — C.S. Lewis

He's bald," she said.
"He shaved the top of his head because he felt his hair acted as a barrier between him and God."
"Wow. Really?"
"No. — Tiffany Reisz

If I ever go bald, I'll kill myself. — Slash

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants? — Dana Gould

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it. — Gedde Watanabe

Hay farms, scrub forest, and some bald-looking areas of — Neil Peart

Old Titme the clock-settter, that bald sexton,Time. — William Shakespeare

We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent. — Alison Lurie

Failure gives the bald hairs; equips the novice with experience. The learner, sooner or later, becomes a teacher by it. — Ogwo David Emenike

That baby is small,' observed the bald guy, who sat to the right of Jamie.

He nodded, thinking, small but lethal. — Judith Arnold

Here I sit, alone at 60,
Bald and fat and full of sin
Cold the seat, and loud the cistern
As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin — Alan Bennett

Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance — Munia Khan

said the bald little androgyny. — Dan Simmons

If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO. — Drake

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical.
Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp. — Kool Keith

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy. — Ernest Cline

Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat. — Evo Morales

Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! — Terry Pratchett

If atheism is a religion, then off is a TV channel and bald is a hair colour. — Hemant Mehta

Was being greeted by a silent, smiling band of bald, retarded children. — Dan Simmons

I am the shape you made me.
Filth teaches filth. — Sophokles

Well, I don't want no bald headed woman. — Lightnin' Hopkins

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail. — Dana Gould

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial