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Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
— Navjot Singh Sidhu
ANGEL: I I I IAm the Bird of America, the Bald Eagle,
Continental Principality,
LUMEN PHOSPHOR FLUOR CANDLE! — Tony Kushner
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
— Karl Pilkington
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,You never answered my question and it was very important.
ARE YOU BALD? — Jean Webster
Who lets slip fortune, her shall never find: Occasion once past by, is bald behind.
— Abraham Cowley
The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn in people's sides all of her life.
— Fran Lebowitz
I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix.
— Tony Campolo
If I were fierce, and bald, and short of breath,I'd live with scarlet Majors at the Base,And speed glum heroes up the line of death.
— Siegfried Sassoon
In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers.
— Tea Obreht
Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.
— Evan Esar
Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
— Victor Gold
The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.
— Pete Townshend
It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.
— Karen Armstrong
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.
— Jason Alexander
Philanthropist. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket ...
— Ambrose Bierce
In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
— Woody Allen
As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.
— Brendan Jack
Then she yelled after the girl, 'No, we haven't seen any bald 'uns all days. But yesterday seventeen of 'em went by. Arm in arm!
— Astrid Lindgren
You see, being bald and wearing that gray starship uniform, I would have looked like a boy. I wanted to look like a sexy female.
— Persis Khambatta
Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.
— Fred Astaire
I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.
— Telly Savalas
Who ever heard of a bald superhero over thirty
— Lesleyann Anderson
It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked.
— Bion Of Borysthenes
Only one person in Ely had such a tall, stout frame and such a long, bald, peanut-shaped head.
— Julie Berry
Being bald is no fun.
— Maura Tierney
Better a bald head than none at all.
— Austin O'Malley
Like an eagle, dude. Like a freaking bald-assed eagle.
— Victoria Scott
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
— Helen Rowland
Hopes dance best on bald men's hair
— E. E. Cummings
Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.
— Wayne Rooney
How do you keep cheer when you go from beautiful to bald in three days?
— Ananda Shankar Jayant
The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.
— Francois Rabelais
Only a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who looks good with a bald head is seriously sexy.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
— Chris Cooper
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
— Elayne Boosler
I retired at age 40 because my daughters looked at me one day and said: 'Dad, being bald and wearing shorts doesn't look good together'.
— Alfredo Di Stefano
Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!
— James Taylor
Ser Boros was a bald man with a jowly face,
— Anonymous
I grossly miscalculated the trajectory of his hotness. He was fat, had three chins, and no neck. And he was bald. He looked like a giant toe.
— Leah Marie Brown
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
— Louise Rennison
Bald is the new black!
— Gail Porter
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
— Jennifer Coolidge
Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous.
— Isaac Asimov
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
— Christopher Moore
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
— Rita Rudner
If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it.
— Marvin Hagler
Women love a self-confident bald man.
— Larry David
If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.
— Benjamin Franklin
with a goofy-looking bald baby on the cover. Dad disappeared
— Gayle Forman
All beliefs are bald ideas.
— Francis Picabia
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
— W.S. Gilbert
You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?
— Julio Iglesias
I think it's better to be a hair band than a bald band.
— Warren DeMartini
Going bald is a mohawk-having man's worst nightmare.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.
— Jimmy Breslin
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
— Ambrose Bierce
I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading.
— C.S. Lewis
He's bald," she said."He shaved the top of his head because he felt his hair acted as a barrier between him and God."
"Wow. Really?"
"No. — Tiffany Reisz
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
— Larry David
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.
— Gedde Watanabe
Old Titme the clock-settter, that bald sexton,Time.
— William Shakespeare
We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.
— Alison Lurie
Failure gives the bald hairs; equips the novice with experience. The learner, sooner or later, becomes a teacher by it.
— Ogwo David Emenike
That baby is small,' observed the bald guy, who sat to the right of Jamie.He nodded, thinking, small but lethal. — Judith Arnold
Here I sit, alone at 60,Bald and fat and full of sin
Cold the seat, and loud the cistern
As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin — Alan Bennett
said the bald little androgyny.
— Dan Simmons
I am the shape you made me.Filth teaches filth. — Sophokles
Well, I don't want no bald headed woman.
— Lightnin' Hopkins
